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I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so.

 

 

 

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Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much?

 

 

 

Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.

Heh I looked past the spray paint and it really is Axe.

 

 

 

Lmfao! So it is. quite funny lol

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Noob:Hi want to be friends?

 

Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe

 

Noob:Lets go abby crafting together!

 

Me:Hmmmm Ok

 

*Equips glory ammy*

 

Noob:Can i kill you yet?

 

Me:Um sure

 

Noob:*Ice Barrage*

 

Noob:Are you dead yet?

 

Me:Glory tele's to edge

 

Noob:Why are you such a noob?

 

 

 

how was he a noob if he was using ice barrage?

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I've seen a lot where you 'bug' the n00b and s/he reports you for 'bug abuse' It's so funny. Here's what happened roughly (I cant be bothered to type 1337):

 

 

 

(I was at the varrock wall)

 

Noob:free stuff please!

 

Noob:free stuff please!

 

Me:free stuff please!

 

Another non-noob:free stuff please!

 

[we then folo the n00b around copying word for word]

 

Noob:reported

 

Me:what for?

 

noob:bug abuse

 

Non-noob:lol

 

me:rofl

 

P-Mod:(this is what she said word for word) That's not what bug abuse is little one

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guy comes up to me today and asks where do you mine black?

im not crazy everyone else is!!! unless im wrong

 

if you give a noob a muffin he will probaly ask for another and butter

 

scammees always believe the scammer nothing you can do

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noob:oi, noob in rune.

 

me: usses think emote

 

noob: where you get your boots? (rune boots)

 

me: i trade with him, show boots.

 

noob: im not stupid, show me your boots.

 

me: uses think emote.

 

noob: just tell me noob.

 

me: nods

 

noob: are you muted?

 

me: nods

 

noob: just tell me you noob

 

me: shakes head

 

noob: il buy those boots 1m

 

- inside trade -

 

 

 

Me: offers rune boots

 

noob: offers 1111k - changes to 11114 gp

 

me: declines, reports.

 

 

 

a few days later this random person pmed me saying you got me banned you noob, i decided to repeatedly turn my pchat on and off until he removed me =]

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Happily training my pure at the Gnome agility course someoen asks for my agility level. I tell him it's 7. He then starts calling me a noob and says he has 27.

 

 

 

Funny, because:

 

- 27 sucks too

 

- My main has 80

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Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks.

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I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so.

 

 

 

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Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much?

 

 

 

Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.

Heh I looked past the spray paint and it really is Axe.

 

 

 

Lmfao! So it is. quite funny lol

 

 

 

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noob:oi, noob in rune.

 

me: usses think emote

 

noob: where you get your boots? (rune boots)

 

me: i trade with him, show boots.

 

noob: im not stupid, show me your boots.

 

me: uses think emote.

 

noob: just tell me noob.

 

me: nods

 

noob: are you muted?

 

me: nods

 

noob: just tell me you noob

 

me: shakes head

 

noob: il buy those boots 1m

 

- inside trade -

 

 

 

Me: offers rune boots

 

noob: offers 1111k - changes to 11114 gp

 

me: declines, reports.

 

 

 

a few days later this random person pmed me saying you got me banned you noob, i decided to repeatedly turn my pchat on and off until he removed me =]

 

 

 

Nice! lol.

 

"Noobs say the darnest things! Hosted by bill cosby"

 

 

 

That was funny, considering i am new to runescape an hasn't been on it since my dad banned me from his lap top.

 

Now i use my wii

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l0l, y u hating @ axe triqous

 

Well, to be honest, Axe was being pretty rude :?

 

 

 

Well to put things in context I was obviously still on my way to 99 slayer and hadn't yet hit 99 range. I was cannoning and there was a low level hallyer slowing me down. Not to defend my actions but it was at least a year and a half to 2 years ago.

 

 

 

To see Triqous crying about it this long after said offense, in a topic about low level noobs is kind of insulting and funny at the same time.

 

 

 

But I guess the only people I need to try please are my mom and my wife. I can't try make the world a less emo place lest I become emo myself.

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noob:oi, noob in rune.

 

me: usses think emote

 

noob: where you get your boots? (rune boots)

 

me: i trade with him, show boots.

 

noob: im not stupid, show me your boots.

 

me: uses think emote.

 

noob: just tell me noob.

 

me: nods

 

noob: are you muted?

 

me: nods

 

noob: just tell me you noob

 

me: shakes head

 

noob: il buy those boots 1m

 

- inside trade -

 

 

 

Me: offers rune boots

 

noob: offers 1111k - changes to 11114 gp

 

me: declines, reports.

 

 

 

a few days later this random person pmed me saying you got me banned you noob, i decided to repeatedly turn my pchat on and off until he removed me =]

 

 

 

Lol too funny :XD:

 

 

 

Noob:Hi want to be friends?

 

Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe

 

Noob:Lets go abby crafting together!

 

Me:Hmmmm Ok

 

*Equips glory ammy*

 

Noob:Can i kill you yet?

 

Me:Um sure

 

Noob:*Ice Barrage*

 

Noob:Are you dead yet?

 

Me:Glory tele's to edge

 

Noob:Why are you such a noob?

 

 

 

how was he a noob if he was using ice barrage?

 

 

 

Lvls doesn't count to say who's a noob and who's not, it's the way he acts ;).

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happened while i was reading this topic:

 

i was in world 66, running laws, when i see someone asking:

 

Y is every1 here?

 

That was me! :oops:

 

I didn't realize I was in world 66 #-o

 

Hehehe I feel silly

 

But my grammar was better than that :evil:

 

EDIT:W00t first post of teh pagey page \'

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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i have a few i'd like to share,,

 

 

 

im out doing a lv3 clue in wildy when i see 2 lv50- players walk by.

 

1 wearing full steel, the other wearing full addy

 

 

 

noob1-y are we here?

 

noob2-because you get loads of cool stuff

 

noob1-cool!!!111

 

noob1-isnt ther a place wich doubels yore monney?

 

noob2-yes

 

noob1-wow! i got allof my 13k on me !!!!

 

noob2-kk were almost there now(walking past castle with runes in)

 

 

 

 

 

nextt two while fletching, i got this 1:

 

 

 

n00b-buy ur rune plate

 

n00b-

 

me-show me your offer

 

n00b-

 

me- sorry, i dont play with toys

 

n00b plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

n00b-pllllllzzz ill giv u 30gp too plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

me-

 

n00b- i wish ther was a make you rich machine

 

me- there is , its called skills

 

n00b- tell me how to make it n00b

 

 

 

 

 

and this heard while in bank fletching also:

 

 

 

noob-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

noob-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

random guy- sell ranarrs 6k ea

 

noob- omfdg!!!!!!

 

noob2-"name of first noob" youre reported

 

noob2-hehe

 

noob-ok idc now shhhhhhhhhhh

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n00b-buy ur rune plate

 

n00b-

 

me-show me your offer

 

n00b-

 

me- sorry, i dont play with toys

 

n00b plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

n00b-pllllllzzz ill giv u 30gp too plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

me-

 

n00b- i wish ther was a make you rich machine

 

me- there is , its called skills

 

n00b- tell me how to make it n00b

 

You can tell them everything you want :D

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I've seen a lot where you 'bug' the n00b and s/he reports you for 'bug abuse' It's so funny.

 

 

 

Even better,

 

 

 

Z0MG! NOOB! Y0u K1ll3d T3h Sp1d43r!!!

 

 

 

R3p0rt3d f3r bug 4bu53!

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last week i was in castle wars and a lvl 3 asked me if i was a member lol

 

 

 

 

 

LOL ... now thats funny

 

 

 

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got my own story to relate

 

 

 

a few years ago I was standing in Catherby fishing when this nub started talking how his main was a lvl 100+ something ... with all skills over 75

 

 

 

ME: go get him

 

NUB: he's over in Lumby

 

ME: I'll wait right here

 

NUB: it's too far to walk

 

ME: then just telly

 

NUB: he can't do that yet

 

ME: hmmm lvl 100 with 75 magic and can't telly to Camelot

 

NUB: where's that

 

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

 

 

 

and my other story that has me rolling everytime I think about this

 

 

 

I was over by Catherby (cutting yews) when this nub started talking about how I made my money

 

 

 

ME: I use my lvl 3 main to make my money

 

NUB: how can a lvl 3 be a main??? you like a rich merchant or sumthing?

 

ME: yea, I sell alot of gloves

 

NUB: ??? you mean the colored ones

 

ME: no the regular leather gloves

 

NUB: wtf??? how much you make on each 1

 

ME: 1gp each

 

NUB: lol you serious???

 

ME: yea I told you I sell a lot

 

NUB: wow

 

 

 

I can still see him walking away scratching his head and using his fingers to count just how many gloves he had to sell to buy a brain ... truly priceless

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I've seen a lot where you 'bug' the n00b and s/he reports you for 'bug abuse' It's so funny.

 

 

 

Even better,

 

 

 

Z0MG! NOOB! Y0u K1ll3d T3h Sp1d43r!!!

 

 

 

R3p0rt3d f3r bug 4bu53!

 

 

 

lol, i was at crabs on my tank, this guy was level 29 and calling me a noob, so i kept stealing his crabss and running into single combat. he said he reported me for noobing the game...he meant bug abuse, and yes, another one shot down by gudi. muted and banned for 2 days (reported for misuse)

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congrats to this post for going on over 1 year =D>

Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.

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I was wcing on my main and some noob comes up, he follows me for about an hour annoying me.

 

 

 

Noob: free stuff pls

 

Me: No

 

Noob: pls have mercy on me

 

Me: No. I had to work for my stuff you can work for yours

 

Noob: but my stats are bad. free stuff pls have mercy on me

 

Me: No! leave me alone

 

Noob: I'll kill myself if you don't give me free stuff

 

Me: Then go buy a gun buddy Because you're not getting anything

 

Noob: have mercy on me pls.

 

Me: find me and you get 300k *teles*

 

 

 

and he kept asking me to 'have mercy on him pls' so i went on my skiller and said 'hey i heard lacrosse fan was being mean to you, here i'll give you some stuff' and he said 'Can't, he said if i find him he'll give me 300k!'

 

 

 

my little brother then went on his account and was messing with the noob to the point that they went to level 22 wilderness and my little brother killed him -.-

Treasure trail items: 9

Dragon drops: 0

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I happily was killing hobs near the craft guild, when some 70 lvl (im 89) asked me about my str (nothing new). I said 76 and he said im noob ... he challenged me to a duel with no armors. I said "ok but then no weapons and food" ... he agreed. We went to wildy and fight ...

 

He went to 30% hp, and oh dear - he ate ... and again and again, he would die 3-4 times (i have more def and atk then him thats why (the just dont get it dont they) and before i died he had 3-4 hp ...

 

After the battle i recieved a PM :

 

"lol n00b!".

 

 

 

He is now in my ignore list ...

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I happily was killing hobs near the craft guild, when some 70 lvl (im 89) asked me about my str (nothing new). I said 76 and he said im noob ... he challenged me to a duel with no armors. I said "ok but then no weapons and food" ... he agreed. We went to wildy and fight ...

 

He went to 30% hp, and oh dear - he ate ... and again and again, he would die 3-4 times (i have more def and atk then him thats why (the just dont get it dont they) and before i died he had 3-4 hp ...

 

After the battle i recieved a PM :

 

"lol n00b!".

 

 

 

He is now in my ignore list ...

 

 

 

ROFL King of all noobs! :thumbsup:

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