Alex2828 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so. Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much? Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.Heh I looked past the spray paint and it really is Axe. Lmfao! So it is. quite funny lol Currently: Quit Ages Ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Noob:Hi want to be friends? Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe Noob:Lets go abby crafting together! Me:Hmmmm Ok *Equips glory ammy* Noob:Can i kill you yet? Me:Um sure Noob:*Ice Barrage* Noob:Are you dead yet? Me:Glory tele's to edge Noob:Why are you such a noob? how was he a noob if he was using ice barrage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyw3000 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I've seen a lot where you 'bug' the n00b and s/he reports you for 'bug abuse' It's so funny. Here's what happened roughly (I cant be bothered to type 1337): (I was at the varrock wall) Noob:free stuff please! Noob:free stuff please! Me:free stuff please! Another non-noob:free stuff please! [we then folo the n00b around copying word for word] Noob:reported Me:what for? noob:bug abuse Non-noob:lol me:rofl P-Mod:(this is what she said word for word) That's not what bug abuse is little one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xstarfox33X Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 lol the player mod made it click!! Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikapal17 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 guy comes up to me today and asks where do you mine black? im not crazy everyone else is!!! unless im wrong if you give a noob a muffin he will probaly ask for another and butter scammees always believe the scammer nothing you can do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Doesn't sond like a very nice person. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgudi Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 noob:oi, noob in rune. me: usses think emote noob: where you get your boots? (rune boots) me: i trade with him, show boots. noob: im not stupid, show me your boots. me: uses think emote. noob: just tell me noob. me: nods noob: are you muted? me: nods noob: just tell me you noob me: shakes head noob: il buy those boots 1m - inside trade - Me: offers rune boots noob: offers 1111k - changes to 11114 gp me: declines, reports. a few days later this random person pmed me saying you got me banned you noob, i decided to repeatedly turn my pchat on and off until he removed me =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meb Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Happily training my pure at the Gnome agility course someoen asks for my agility level. I tell him it's 7. He then starts calling me a noob and says he has 27. Funny, because: - 27 sucks too - My main has 80 Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 l0l, y u hating @ axe triqous Well, to be honest, Axe was being pretty rude :? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBC3 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so. Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much? Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.Heh I looked past the spray paint and it really is Axe. Lmfao! So it is. quite funny lol +1 to jack 4000000657th to 99 cookin555555406th to 99 flethcin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vdogam3r Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 noob:oi, noob in rune. me: usses think emote noob: where you get your boots? (rune boots) me: i trade with him, show boots. noob: im not stupid, show me your boots. me: uses think emote. noob: just tell me noob. me: nods noob: are you muted? me: nods noob: just tell me you noob me: shakes head noob: il buy those boots 1m - inside trade - Me: offers rune boots noob: offers 1111k - changes to 11114 gp me: declines, reports. a few days later this random person pmed me saying you got me banned you noob, i decided to repeatedly turn my pchat on and off until he removed me =] Nice! lol. "Noobs say the darnest things! Hosted by bill cosby" That was funny, considering i am new to runescape an hasn't been on it since my dad banned me from his lap top. Now i use my wii Forum: http://vdogam3r.conforums.com/Site: http://gam3rsuniverse.me.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmoneyak Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 l0l, y u hating @ axe triqous Well, to be honest, Axe was being pretty rude :? Well to put things in context I was obviously still on my way to 99 slayer and hadn't yet hit 99 range. I was cannoning and there was a low level hallyer slowing me down. Not to defend my actions but it was at least a year and a half to 2 years ago. To see Triqous crying about it this long after said offense, in a topic about low level noobs is kind of insulting and funny at the same time. But I guess the only people I need to try please are my mom and my wife. I can't try make the world a less emo place lest I become emo myself. The Slayers Guild a Slayer Clan led by Axe Man Jack Proud to have written the most plagiarized Slayer guide on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 noob:oi, noob in rune. me: usses think emote noob: where you get your boots? (rune boots) me: i trade with him, show boots. noob: im not stupid, show me your boots. me: uses think emote. noob: just tell me noob. me: nods noob: are you muted? me: nods noob: just tell me you noob me: shakes head noob: il buy those boots 1m - inside trade - Me: offers rune boots noob: offers 1111k - changes to 11114 gp me: declines, reports. a few days later this random person pmed me saying you got me banned you noob, i decided to repeatedly turn my pchat on and off until he removed me =] Lol too funny :XD: Noob:Hi want to be friends? Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe Noob:Lets go abby crafting together! Me:Hmmmm Ok *Equips glory ammy* Noob:Can i kill you yet? Me:Um sure Noob:*Ice Barrage* Noob:Are you dead yet? Me:Glory tele's to edge Noob:Why are you such a noob? how was he a noob if he was using ice barrage? Lvls doesn't count to say who's a noob and who's not, it's the way he acts ;). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 happened while i was reading this topic: i was in world 66, running laws, when i see someone asking: Y is every1 here? That was me! :oops: I didn't realize I was in world 66 #-o Hehehe I feel silly But my grammar was better than that :evil: EDIT:W00t first post of teh pagey page \ catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 i have a few i'd like to share,, im out doing a lv3 clue in wildy when i see 2 lv50- players walk by. 1 wearing full steel, the other wearing full addy noob1-y are we here? noob2-because you get loads of cool stuff noob1-cool!!!111 noob1-isnt ther a place wich doubels yore monney? noob2-yes noob1-wow! i got allof my 13k on me !!!! noob2-kk were almost there now(walking past castle with runes in) nextt two while fletching, i got this 1: n00b-buy ur rune plate n00b- me-show me your offer n00b- me- sorry, i dont play with toys n00b plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz n00b-pllllllzzz ill giv u 30gp too plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz me- n00b- i wish ther was a make you rich machine me- there is , its called skills n00b- tell me how to make it n00b and this heard while in bank fletching also: noob-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noob-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh random guy- sell ranarrs 6k ea noob- omfdg!!!!!! noob2-"name of first noob" youre reported noob2-hehe noob-ok idc now shhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbyfighter Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 n00b-buy ur rune plate n00b- me-show me your offer n00b- me- sorry, i dont play with toys n00b plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz n00b-pllllllzzz ill giv u 30gp too plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz me- n00b- i wish ther was a make you rich machine me- there is , its called skills n00b- tell me how to make it n00b You can tell them everything you want :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainymidget Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I've seen a lot where you 'bug' the n00b and s/he reports you for 'bug abuse' It's so funny. Even better, Z0MG! NOOB! Y0u K1ll3d T3h Sp1d43r!!! R3p0rt3d f3r bug 4bu53! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraan Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 last week i was in castle wars and a lvl 3 asked me if i was a member lol LOL ... now thats funny ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ got my own story to relate a few years ago I was standing in Catherby fishing when this nub started talking how his main was a lvl 100+ something ... with all skills over 75 ME: go get him NUB: he's over in Lumby ME: I'll wait right here NUB: it's too far to walk ME: then just telly NUB: he can't do that yet ME: hmmm lvl 100 with 75 magic and can't telly to Camelot NUB: where's that ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and my other story that has me rolling everytime I think about this I was over by Catherby (cutting yews) when this nub started talking about how I made my money ME: I use my lvl 3 main to make my money NUB: how can a lvl 3 be a main??? you like a rich merchant or sumthing? ME: yea, I sell alot of gloves NUB: ??? you mean the colored ones ME: no the regular leather gloves NUB: wtf??? how much you make on each 1 ME: 1gp each NUB: lol you serious??? ME: yea I told you I sell a lot NUB: wow I can still see him walking away scratching his head and using his fingers to count just how many gloves he had to sell to buy a brain ... truly priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgudi Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I've seen a lot where you 'bug' the n00b and s/he reports you for 'bug abuse' It's so funny. Even better, Z0MG! NOOB! Y0u K1ll3d T3h Sp1d43r!!! R3p0rt3d f3r bug 4bu53! lol, i was at crabs on my tank, this guy was level 29 and calling me a noob, so i kept stealing his crabss and running into single combat. he said he reported me for noobing the game...he meant bug abuse, and yes, another one shot down by gudi. muted and banned for 2 days (reported for misuse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salim123 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 when there was a swarm by willows some one asked: how do u turn invisible? because when u walk into a swarm u can see urself only the swarm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splatmster24 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 congrats to this post for going on over 1 year =D> Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacrosse_fan Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I was wcing on my main and some noob comes up, he follows me for about an hour annoying me. Noob: free stuff pls Me: No Noob: pls have mercy on me Me: No. I had to work for my stuff you can work for yours Noob: but my stats are bad. free stuff pls have mercy on me Me: No! leave me alone Noob: I'll kill myself if you don't give me free stuff Me: Then go buy a gun buddy Because you're not getting anything Noob: have mercy on me pls. Me: find me and you get 300k *teles* and he kept asking me to 'have mercy on him pls' so i went on my skiller and said 'hey i heard lacrosse fan was being mean to you, here i'll give you some stuff' and he said 'Can't, he said if i find him he'll give me 300k!' my little brother then went on his account and was messing with the noob to the point that they went to level 22 wilderness and my little brother killed him -.- Treasure trail items: 9Dragon drops: 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 ^How old is your little brother? :D You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajutze Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I happily was killing hobs near the craft guild, when some 70 lvl (im 89) asked me about my str (nothing new). I said 76 and he said im noob ... he challenged me to a duel with no armors. I said "ok but then no weapons and food" ... he agreed. We went to wildy and fight ... He went to 30% hp, and oh dear - he ate ... and again and again, he would die 3-4 times (i have more def and atk then him thats why (the just dont get it dont they) and before i died he had 3-4 hp ... After the battle i recieved a PM : "lol n00b!". He is now in my ignore list ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arty Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I happily was killing hobs near the craft guild, when some 70 lvl (im 89) asked me about my str (nothing new). I said 76 and he said im noob ... he challenged me to a duel with no armors. I said "ok but then no weapons and food" ... he agreed. We went to wildy and fight ... He went to 30% hp, and oh dear - he ate ... and again and again, he would die 3-4 times (i have more def and atk then him thats why (the just dont get it dont they) and before i died he had 3-4 hp ... After the battle i recieved a PM : "lol n00b!". He is now in my ignore list ... ROFL King of all noobs! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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