Noobs say the funniest things!

[My_Eggs]

I was training at minotaurs earlier today and two rangers came in.

 

 

 

 

 

Ranger1:This is a ranged training area.

 

Ranger2:Yeah, warriors should go away.

 

Ranger1:Yup, warriors like Wrongful Ban.

 

Ranger2:Go away warrior noob.

 

Me:This area isn't specificly for rangers.

 

Ranger2:Yes it is, so go away.

 

Me:No, you aren't the boss of me.

 

Ranger1:Yes he is.

 

Ranger2:Thats right, I am.

 

Me:Well fine, then you are both my pets. =)

 

Ranger2:Wth?

 

Ranger1:I'm no pet.

 

Me:Go do pet things. =)

 

 

 

 

 

I read something about someone calling someone else their pet on the first page of this thread, thats why I told the rangers that they were my pets. It was pretty fun.

[reaper88888]

congrats to this post for going on over 1 year =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You siggied me :o :D

[Kilo]

 

 

 

my little brother then went on his account and was messing with the noob to the point that they went to level 22 wilderness and my little brother killed him -.-

 

 

 

Lol, your brother is awesome.

 

 

 

Nub: Can I have free stuff?

 

Me:No

 

Nub: Why?

 

Me: because im really poor (17M in bank at the time)

 

Nub:then how are you making all these fires? (I was fming)

 

Me: I cut all these logs (I was in f2p lumby lol, 24k willows in the general store)

 

Nub:wow

 

Nub: can you give me a rune ax?

 

Me: *stopped paying attention and went on youtube* :thumbsup:

[robbyfighter]

ME: go get him

 

NUB: he's over in Lumby

 

ME: I'll wait right here

 

NUB: it's too far to walk

 

ME: then just telly

 

NUB: he can't do that yet

 

ME: hmmm lvl 100 with 75 magic and can't telly to Camelot

 

NUB: where's that

 

great :)

[povifaith]

i have one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

[Aneron]

*points at teh sig*

 

 

 

I've had a lot more incidents while firemaking.

 

 

 

"Lvl up twice so i cna c u lvl 100 plz"

 

 

 

"nice ob mall

 

actually it's a meat tenderizer -.-

 

no it ob mall noob"

 

 

 

"y aer u firemaikng?"

 

 

 

-.- I guess that's the price for being cheap and training outta the Lumbridge general store.

[Olbritishchap]

 

i was at torag(at barrows) and i have no prayer. and of course torags hitting me alot, but i am eating and staying at high health and kill him no propblem. the entire time i was getting hit this guy was standing right next to me waiting to see if i would die. i say "i'm not going to die, you know" then he says that. i tried to tell him he must wc alot but he left and must have put me on ignore

 

:lol:

 

 

 

EDIT:forgot to remove name, sorry. i removed it

[spikerboy95]

ok i got a few

 

im at my house throwing a party when this newb in full ham with the exeption

 

of a steel plate body and legs comes up to my chair and says

 

noob(lvl 37):hahahah my clan will own you mwuhahahaha

 

me(lvl 90) really?

 

noob:my clan challanges you to a fight in your combat ring if you lose we get this house!!!mwuhahahah!!!!!!

 

me:ok then were are they?

 

noob:they are on thier way....

 

(im dressed in bomber jacket ,bomber cap with goggles attached, camo legs barrows gloves and buidlers boots. im sitting so they cant see my whip or rune defender)

 

noob:here they are mwuhahahaha

 

7 people with the same outfit as him all wielding addy scimmys surrond my chair

 

noob1(lvl37) hahahahah we will own you

 

noob2(lvl67) i am the master of this clan and am highest level mwuhahahaha

 

me:ok lets get this over with lol

 

(we all hop in combat ring)

 

i use an ic burst and take out half of them

 

noob3(lvl45)omfg he is a hax0r!!!!!!

 

noob1(lvl37)we are losing everyone attack!!!!!

 

(i turned auto retalitae off and let them try to damage me for for about 3 mini suffer 7 damage)

 

noob2:see he is a hax0r!!!

 

me:ok i gtg soon goodbye to ya all

 

i precede to whip them all in turn then one noob says...

 

noob4(lvl 50) my dad owns jadex and he will get you banned

 

me: i am shaking in my boots(panic emote)

 

me:also ya spelled jagex wrong..... :shame:

 

i expel them then add each to my ignore

 

 

 

 

 

wow i wrote alot

 

(i think this was longer than the english assignmet i was suppsed to write last month lol) remeber noob isnt a lvl but an attitude

[spikerboy95]

i got another one

 

me and my brother were mining in the al karid chasm

 

(i need to get the mining for luanr)

 

my brother was banking the ores while i mined them when a lvl 10 comes over and sarts mining the iron i was

 

i get the ore of course he then calls use autoers and hackers that our names were way too alike

 

[bleep]erboy95-me

 

sniperboy95-my brother

 

noob:hey you hacker get off my rock

 

me:i have been here for 2 hrs mate i aint leavin srry

 

(sniper is trading me for ores)

 

noob:hahahah i got the ore hahahahah

 

me: nice want a cookie?

 

noob:hacker there are no cookies in runescape!!!!

 

noob:you autoer give me your stuff or i'll report you!

 

me:yes i am an autoer with lvl 80 combat

 

noob:hahahaha you admitted it!!!!!

 

sniperboy95:wow he's still annoyin ya?

 

me:yep here's the ore

 

noob:dont ignore me!!!!!

 

noob:i'll get my lvl 150 main and own you!!!!!

 

me:you do that....

 

(noob leaves to annoy my brother)

 

(10 min later)

 

same noob:can you make me free armor pl0x?!?!? :wall:

[Fairness]

erboy95"]ok i got a few

 

im at my house throwing a party when this newb in full ham with the exeption

 

of a steel plate body and legs comes up to my chair and says

 

noob(lvl 37):hahahah my clan will own you mwuhahahaha

 

me(lvl 90) really?

 

noob:my clan challanges you to a fight in your combat ring if you lose we get this house!!!mwuhahahah!!!!!!

 

me:ok then were are they?

 

noob:they are on thier way....

 

(im dressed in bomber jacket ,bomber cap with goggles attached, camo legs barrows gloves and buidlers boots. im sitting so they cant see my whip or rune defender)

 

noob:here they are mwuhahahaha

 

7 people with the same outfit as him all wielding addy scimmys surrond my chair

 

noob1(lvl37) hahahahah we will own you

 

noob2(lvl67) i am the master of this clan and am highest level mwuhahahaha

 

me:ok lets get this over with lol

 

(we all hop in combat ring)

 

i use an ic burst and take out half of them

 

noob3(lvl45)omfg he is a hax0r!!!!!!

 

noob1(lvl37)we are losing everyone attack!!!!!

 

(i turned auto retalitae off and let them try to damage me for for about 3 mini suffer 7 damage)

 

noob2:see he is a hax0r!!!

 

me:ok i gtg soon goodbye to ya all

 

i precede to whip them all in turn then one noob says...

 

noob4(lvl 50) my dad owns jadex and he will get you banned

 

me: i am shaking in my boots(panic emote)

 

me:also ya spelled jagex wrong..... :shame:

 

i expel them then add each to my ignore

 

 

 

 

 

wow i wrote alot

 

(i think this was longer than the english assignmet i was suppsed to write last month lol) remeber noob isnt a lvl but an attitude

 

 

 

Nice fantasy writing. Nah, really, did this seriously happen?

 

 

 

And to [bleep]er, did he seriously say "pl0x"? :-k Or is that your exaggeration?

[Ralvn]

Noob: Hey im a jdaex mod gimme ur pass or il; delete

 

Noob: urr acc.

 

Me: If your a jagex mod, wheres your crown?

 

Noob: In bank

 

 

 

 

 

i lol'd in real life at this one...wow. thats definately a new one =D>

[Fairness]

Did you know Jagex just released a silver phat? :roll:

[DTienjo2]

Lol I was walking through fally selling some of my stuff...

 

 

 

Me: Sell rune legs 45k!

 

Me: Sell rune legs 45k!

 

Noob: Follow for clan!

 

Random guy: What kind of clan? Is it big?

 

Noob: Yes, it's the biggest clan in runescape.

 

Noob: It's pk based.

 

Random guy: What's the name?

 

Noob: I don't know yet.

 

Me: lol

 

 

 

Some time later, maybe about 10 mins, the same noob started saying:

 

 

 

Noob: Money For The Poor Please (Think he was holding capslk)

 

Noob: M0ney F0r Teh P00r Pl0x

 

Me: Sell obby shield 285k

 

Noob: Money For The Poor Please

 

Me: Will you stfu???

 

Noob: No.

 

Me: And why not?

 

Noob: Coz it's a free land.

 

Me: But you annoy me with your begging.

 

Noob: Begging? What's that?

 

Noob: I'm recruiting men for my clan!

 

Me: White:wave: Hey ppl! Who thinks begging is recruiting men?

 

'Nother random guy: Lol, what a noob.

 

Noob: Why you think i beg?

 

Me: because you say: money for the poor please.

 

Noob: No I don't!

 

Noob: I Recruiting men for my clan!

 

 

 

This doesn't sound that funny but it's coz it happened like 3 days ago and

 

I don't remember it very well :XD: , but the guy kept saying that he was recruiting men. I think everybody should laugh when they saw it.

[drokles]

This thread should really become a sticky, afterall we need to load off our interactions with noobkind somewhere.

[123neopet]

If this thread is anything to go by, Andrew Gower is a busy man, with 100s of children. No wonder he needs so much money from this business.

[Skuff_vll]

I know that this isn't the best one in the thread, but I thought it was pretty funny. So i'm killing mossies for slayer when a lvl 40 pure archer comes along. He's telling me that he's an amazing pker and has made over 5m in drops. Right after that he starts begging me for money.

 

 

 

Noob: I need free money Pl0x!

 

Me: I thought you said that you have made 5m off pking?

 

Noob: I have

 

Me: Then why don't you go pk for money?

 

Noob: I can't pk, there are people in the wildy!

[Roberthree]

[darkblade986]

 

 

 

Ok... that one really got a chuckle out of me... *makes mental note of that when asked it later*

[hellbellz]

 

 

 

I didn't respond to him. :| So he assumes a level 99 with Guthans is a bot. Hah.

 

 

 

That's what lead me to my near death experiance with my gear of totally about 20M. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

So I put on my rune defender as I'm about to leave and read what he said. I didn't even notice I had about 31 hp while talking on the forums, irc, and pm's. I start arguing and he calls me a noob over and over again. Well I forgot i had my mirror shield off. So I attack a Basilisk. I see two 10's! I'm freaked out because I'm basically red barred. I switch over to my Mirror shield and one hits a 5 on me. I quickly put on my air staff and click the damn camelot teleport. I didn't notice at the time, but I had my combat stats down to 3. So frantically I click my ectophial while I run out of the room. I make my way to the alter shaking. I would be pissed if I lost those items. Well if you read this far say "Dad! There goes an Oreo running toward us!".

 

 

 

Hehe.

[123neopet]

I have one. We were fighting over iron rocks:

 

 

 

All spellings are exact.

 

 

 

Him: Well your and idiot.

 

Me: That didn't even make sense.

 

Me: It defies logic that I would be of a lesser intellect merely because

 

Me: of your lack of comprehension of my eloquent speech.

 

Him: What a nerd.

 

Me: Again you attempt to make yourself my better because you

 

Me: Are incapable of delivering comprehensive speech.

 

Him: And your not trying to make yourself look bigger by using big workd.

 

Him: words.

 

Me: You can't use big words, must you mangle small ones as well.

 

Him: WTF?

 

Me: Your pitiful vocabulary amuses me.

 

Him: OMG I dotn care if your a nerd.

 

Me: You are truly acerebral.

[anonymous1234]

umm please tell me you were just trying to confuse him and don't talk like that all the time :-k i couldn't understand it lol

[ViolaWoman]

This topic reminded me of a little exchange that took place as my RL husband and I were walking through Port Sarim. I was approached by another player and this was the result:

 

 

 

noob: Will u b my daughter?

 

me: Only if you're about 80 years old...

 

noob: Why that?

 

me: Because I'm 51.

 

noob: Haha! Lol! Your a idoit!

 

 

 

Yes, "idiot" spelled I-D-O-I-T.

 

 

 

My husband and I just cracked up over that. :lol:

[Fairness]

Hey, your age is close to the record. For some reason, I've seen "idoit" a few times.

[ViolaWoman]

Yipes! "Close to the record!"? I don't know if I should be thrilled or horrified...

 

 

 

Anyway, this just happened to me the other day; I was walking through Varrock wearing my team-26 cape. A player (he was lvl 30) ran up to me and said "Hi". I responded and he proceeded to ask me very politely how did I get to be a Mod. Having no clue what he was talking about, I asked him how he knew I was a Mod. He replied that he noticed I was a blue dot on his mini-map... yeah, I was pretty amused. I explained, very politely, what the blue dot represented. About halfway through my boring little discourse, he said "nvm" and ran off.

 

 

 

Tee hee.

[booster140]

 

 

 

i lol'd