November 11, 200718 yr This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed: I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything
November 11, 200718 yr Heh... Are we sure you aren't from the planet Vulcan, referencing everything as illogical? I swear, I was reading through that conversation and every time I read your lines, it came out in the voice of Lieutenant Tuvok... I am such a trekkie... :anxious: don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat
November 11, 200718 yr When I said it was illogical, it really was. In the way he said it, he makes it seem insulting to of kept an 'irl friendlist' as something bad, yet few more lines down he says that he actually does that and thought that everyone else did. He is contradicting himself. More than half the things he says are stupid as in when he says "Tell me, how long did it take u to figure out how to spell attempt" when from what I see I never spelt it wrong and yet he himself did at one point. When people try to insult me, I always resort to using logic. In some cases they become confused, or thereafter continually try and only further make themmselves seem bad. P.S Who is Lieutenant Tuvok?
November 11, 200718 yr #1 The lvl30 something in Catherby. Noob: I buy your cape Me: Nfs Noob: Plz Me: Not for sale Noob:I give 20 lobsters Me:( laughing to hard to type anything ) Noob: It worth it!!! Me:( Teli to Edgeville ) :-w I had on an obsidian cape at the time. #2 The lvl40 something in Ardougne Note: I was holding a heraldic skull banner when this happened. Noob: Nice flag Me: Ty Noob: How you get? Me: I made it In my house Noob: I have a house Me: Cool Noob: Can i make a flag like that? Me: It's a banner and yes you can, in your workshop Noob: Can i make it in my kitchen? Me: No, you need a workshop and a banner stand Noob: oh.....can i have yours? Me:No, it's not tradable Noob: Your mean Me:Yes I am, just look at the banner :boohoo: #3 The lvl 20 something Ardougne. Note: I am lvl101 and I used a whip on a guard. The guard dropped with one hit and the noob saw it. Noob: Wow your strong Me: ? (I didn't realize he had seen the guard yet) Noob: You killed that guy with 1 hit Me: oh...it happens sometimes Noob: ya Noob: Im that way with chickens Me:Good for you :thumbsup: ***Happily poking bears, kicking cubs and petting bobcats since 1967*** Who says smileys are always happy?
November 12, 200718 yr Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21 Noob: I caught a pokemon. Me: G4U Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall: Me: That aint a pokemon Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right. Me: nooo. youre on runescape. Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye. Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind. Wow hacker getting caught. Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend TailsBell(me): You seem familiar Steven10824: ive never seen you before TailsBell: Well thats because its my account Steven10824: liar!!!! TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex. Steven10824 logged off TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!! Oilman: Reported!!! TailsBell: Y Oilman: For hacking noob. WRONG GUY!!! http://www.court-records.net/animation/ ... ecting.gifDOnt point that finger at me
November 12, 200718 yr Laugh out loud at above poster My Gamercard | Click for Blog | Mining Guide | Illumination
November 12, 200718 yr This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed: I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything i laughed at that irl :P gwd drops:bandos:hiltx1
November 12, 200718 yr This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed: I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything i laughed at that irl :P me too. the best part is, he never explained quantum physics :XD: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
November 12, 200718 yr This happened a while ago. ( I was wearing my warrior outfit, with Obby shield) A lvl 27 guy comes up to me: Noob:Hi Me:Hello. Noob:Omg!!1!! Me:What? Noob:Whats dat shield? Me:Obby shield. Noob:What kinda name is obby? Me:It's an obsidian shield. Noob:You said it wus obby. Reported for item scamminng. Me:Obby = short for obsidian. Noob:So your shield is a short version of an obsidian one? Me:No...My shield is obsidian. Obby is obsidian, just shorter name. Noob:I see..What def lvl is needed? Me:60 Noob:I got that! Gimme your shield noob!! Me:How about no? Noob:I wil kill you! I can attack outta the wildy! Me:Fascinating. Noob:Yeah! Gimme your shield! Me:No. Noob:Lemme go get my attacking outta wildy staff. Brb! He never came back :? It's ignorant people like that who just make RS more amusing....
November 12, 200718 yr took this picture while I just happened to pass by the falador chicken coop edit: removed the name Llama song FTW!
November 12, 200718 yr Noob: Can i have your Armour? (i have full black(g)) Me : I can sell it to you for 300K Noob: {puts up 300 coins} Me: No, 300K Noob: Thats 300K Me: 300,000 coins Noob: Thats item scamming! Noob: Reported! Me: No thats the street price Noob: Real world tradeing! Reported! Me: Say hello to my ignore list. Noob: Hello? =D>
November 12, 200718 yr Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21 Noob: I caught a pokemon. Me: G4U Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall: Me: That aint a pokemon Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right. Me: nooo. youre on runescape. Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye. Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind. Wow hacker getting caught. Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend TailsBell(me): You seem familiar Steven10824: ive never seen you before TailsBell: Well thats because its my account Steven10824: liar!!!! TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex. Steven10824 logged off TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!! Oilman: Reported!!! TailsBell: Y Oilman: For hacking noob. WRONG GUY!!! I thought you quit? :-k
November 12, 200718 yr He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious: Siggification ftw :D You may siggy that :P Fishing guild, place for friends, food, cash, and player mod haters, like what happened after Thanksgiving last year: Day after Thanksgiving = Hell on earth player 1: gdfh (repeately spams this) me: please do not spam. player 1: a mod... ooh, they say that to look big! player 2: mods are ch00bs! me: call mod mark that... player 2: I called him that once. player 1: aba is a mod noob! me: (thinks of Village People song "YMCA") player 3: leave the mod alone! player 2: [player 3] is a mod hugger player 1: **** the mod! player 1: oh, checking if I'm muted. haha! mods can do nothing! player 2: that's right! mods are mutable noobs! [all the anti-mod comments lasted until 30 minutes] See what diet coke and too much wine after Thanksgiving will do? The day at 36 during fishing guild run was not a Thanks-giving party. We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012
November 12, 200718 yr This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed: I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything i laughed at that irl :P me too. the best part is, he never explained quantum physics :XD: lmao Runescaper since June 2005Blog
November 12, 200718 yr If the trade does not occur ur next birthday will not occur That was the most awesome thing I've ever heard rofl... Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler.
November 12, 200718 yr He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious: Siggification ftw :D You may siggy that :P Yea, I had it siggied, but then I put in the chat about doing regicide in a thong You were in there, but briefly. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
November 12, 200718 yr Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21 Noob: I caught a pokemon. Me: G4U Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall: Me: That aint a pokemon Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right. Me: nooo. youre on runescape. Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye. Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind. Wow hacker getting caught. Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend TailsBell(me): You seem familiar Steven10824: ive never seen you before TailsBell: Well thats because its my account Steven10824: liar!!!! TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex. Steven10824 logged off TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!! Oilman: Reported!!! TailsBell: Y Oilman: For hacking noob. WRONG GUY!!! Lmao XD. Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w
November 15, 200718 yr Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21 Noob: I caught a pokemon. Me: G4U Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall: Me: That aint a pokemon Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right. Me: nooo. youre on runescape. Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye. Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind. Wow hacker getting caught. Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend TailsBell(me): You seem familiar Steven10824: ive never seen you before TailsBell: Well thats because its my account Steven10824: liar!!!! TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex. Steven10824 logged off TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!! Oilman: Reported!!! TailsBell: Y Oilman: For hacking noob. WRONG GUY!!! Lmao XD. Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w ya but thats not the point he thought BRONZE ORE was BRONZOR I saw him again. Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer. Lvl.21: Thx 2 minutes later Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff Me: How about no and even better heck no. Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is???? Me: THis is runescape not pokemon Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here??? :wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k http://www.court-records.net/animation/ ... ecting.gifDOnt point that finger at me
November 15, 200718 yr Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21 Noob: I caught a pokemon. Me: G4U Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall: Me: That aint a pokemon Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right. Me: nooo. youre on runescape. Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye. Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind. Wow hacker getting caught. Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend TailsBell(me): You seem familiar Steven10824: ive never seen you before TailsBell: Well thats because its my account Steven10824: liar!!!! TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex. Steven10824 logged off TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!! Oilman: Reported!!! TailsBell: Y Oilman: For hacking noob. WRONG GUY!!! Lmao XD. Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w ya but thats not the point he thought BRONZE ORE was BRONZOR I saw him again. Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer. Lvl.21: Thx 2 minutes later Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff Me: How about no and even better heck no. Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is???? Me: THis is runescape not pokemon Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here??? :wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k People who play pokemon or watch it deserve to die?
November 15, 200718 yr dont mean to step on it it was pretty funny but there is no bronze ore. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
November 15, 200718 yr wow... this actually happened while i was reading this forum, but when i switched windows the 2nd time, it glitched, and my screen on RS whited, i didnt get last few pms, BUT, ill say about what they were (the noob is the longer blacked out space I had to switch chat to private only so i could screenie it lol Since people probably wont click the picture, ill type it out noob: are, ***, location? noob: wp me: lol me: sorry, but reported, personal details noob: R U serious? me: Yes, whatever the person, If they break rule I have to report... me: You cant do that (me saying about him asking for details) noob: OMFG I hate nerds like you <---- how does this make me a nerd? reporting rule breakers... me: Wow... havent you ever read the rules? (next black is my friend logging in) Me: You're supposed to read the rules before you play... (he was on my world, so I know hes a member... you need to check a box saying u have at least) noob: ever heard of a girlfriend? <---wtf.. this is so off topic, but he said it me: lol, ya I have one... <---this might be a lie, but it makes noobs stop bothering you sometimes when they ask noob: something like "wow what a noob, get a life" and then he insulted my fake GF Then, i switched back to RuneScape, and it was whited out, cuz my internet lagged a little, I might have missed 2 lines or so that i was gonna screenie after... but whatever.. Hell (\_/) Hell Man 199 was banned wrongfully(o.O) <--This be Bunny... Bunny like cookies...(>< ) Add this to your sig so bunny can take over /_I_\ the world!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA*whispers* "I think he's evil..."
November 15, 200718 yr Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer. Lvl.21: Thx 2 minutes later Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff Me: How about no and even better heck no. Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is???? Me: THis is runescape not pokemon Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here??? :wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k LOL he mispelled Palkia... :|
November 15, 200718 yr Donno if it is for here but it was kinda (onlye kinda) funny ... The other guy: You speak rusian ? Me: No I don't. The other guy: A znaew ruskii ? (You speak rusian in .. rusian , strangely he knows how to ask if someone knows rusian but he can't translate the answer) Me: Ne ne znam (No I don't in rusian ... my languange is similiar to rusian at some point so i figured out how to answer) The other guy: Frend ? (I may not spell right but jees i hate the "frend") Me: Ya rusofob (before 30-40 years i think my country was 50/50 ... ppl who suport rusians (rusofils) and ppl who doesn't (rusifob - usualy they kinda hate rusians too ...) he should know the meening of the word ... ). I think he got the idea ... :|
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