You got caught doing some uhh... "extra study"?

You got caught doing some uhh... "extra study"?

 

 

 

No, that's just the first thing you think of when you see the title, and he decided to say it instead of keeping it to himself (or herself if he/she swings that way).

lets just say it involved me, an empty classroom and a girlfriend

 

 

 

Good times.

lets just say it involved me, an empty classroom and a girlfriend

 

I know, I was there.

Worst thing I got caught doing?

 

hmm...

 

I don't usually get caought B-)

 

 

 

But people in my school have been caught:

 

masturbating in class, ... flashing other students in the bathroom, ... smoking pot in the halls ...etc.

 

 

 

My school's funny that way.

We had our own version of bagging.When don't empty bags or turn them inside out,we crumple them as much as the books allow and play basketball,foot ball (or once,baseball) with them.Very fun to do the biggest assfart,not very fun being punished EVERY time we played.

I've never been caught doing something very very wrong (I'm just too good at it) but the worst I have been caught doing were once I tried to leave campus on a friend's trunk and secondly was when I couldn't play the national football (the real one in which you kick the ball) tournament, which were in another city, because of my grades but I went anyways. That was very stupid because I was certainly going to get caught and my punishment was that I had to be the waterboy/assitant coach/helper guy of the team and a whole month of detention (yeah that sucks). The worst thing me and my friends have done was throwing a smoke grenade on finals. No one got caught but they knew it was us but they didn't have proof and they couldn't break us into ratting us out.

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

I have a lot of Mexican friends, and they always see how many of them can fit at one spot. We've gotten 30 people able to sit and eat at a tiny (maybe 4 foot in diameter?) table. Another time 19 of them got into one bathroom stall.

 

 

 

We have fun with stereotypes.

(my friend, not me)

 

One of my friends had 2 lazer pointers and shon it on a fat teachers thingy ma poo's

 

the class laughed, the teacher didnt

Oh, I remembered another incident.

 

 

 

I took the sticker off of a pop machine that said "Warning -- Do not shake or push. It can fall over and cause serious injury or death." I then put it on the back of an overweight supply teacher. Somebody else got blamed for it. :P

 

:lol: LMFAO. =D>

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

Oh, I remembered another incident.

 

 

 

I took the sticker off of a pop machine that said "Warning -- Do not shake or push. It can fall over and cause serious injury or death." I then put it on the back of an overweight supply teacher. Somebody else got blamed for it. :P

 

:lol: LMFAO. =D>

 

 

 

I looked at killerred's post and then looked at the fat guy in your sig.

 

 

 

I then truly lmfao'd.

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

 

The old school was more challenging.But I had a chance to insert some mini-trojan.I could control it,but I didn't go all the way,you know.I'm not anti-learning.

 

 

 

You inserted a small condom into the computer?

 

:lol:

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

 

 

 

Nice try, now get back to your mathematical calculating :twisted: !

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

 

 

 

Nice try, now get back to your mathematical calculating :twisted: !

 

You see, we calculate the volume of the car and divide it by the average size of an Asian. Instantaneously.

 

My friends and I ehm...Carpooled once. 7 people in a 5-person car.

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

 

 

 

Nice try, now get back to your mathematical calculating :twisted: !

 

You see, we calculate the volume of the car and divide it by the average size of an Asian. Instantaneously.

 

My friends and I ehm...Carpooled once. 7 people in a 5-person car.

 

 

 

you should've been able to get 9 if people sat in others' laps

Exactly, 12 in the 5 seats, stacking on eachother and making an extra seat in the back plus 3 more in the trunk.

*This wasn't me but did happen in our school*

 

A first year drank pee =D> =D>

 

What happened was his firend asked could he have a drink of his coke and he said yes, so the friend went to the bathroom and put in a little present into the coke bottle but the owner of the coke didn't know about this. So the friend we ut and gave the bottle to the owner and the owner drank some of it and then his firned told him he too a pee in it so he basically drank pee. I'm not sure what happened then but teachers found out and talked to the two parties involved. But in the end we heard that the friend didn't actually piss in the bottle he was messing so the owner didn't in fact drink pee :cry:

 

 

 

(But he might of been lieing to get out of trouble, so he might of really peed in the bottle we'll never know for sure.)

But in the end we heard that the friend didn't actually piss in the bottle he was messing so the owner didn't in fact drink pee :cry:

 

 

 

(But he might of been lieing to get out of trouble, so he might of really peed in the bottle we'll never know for sure.)

 

 

 

:lol:'d IRL. Had me going for a bit, good story =D>

The pee in the bottle thing reminded me of something really mean that I did to another student that I didn't like when I was in grade 6. I had a cupcake that I took to primary school for recess on a Friday and forgot about it. Monday I was sick, then Tuesday I came back to school and lifted my desk lid up, underneath was sitting a very moldy blue iced cupcake. This guy named Leon (some guy who used to annoy the f'n crap out of me... shaved his arms and legs constantly talked about the Titanic and Leonardo Dicaprio) wouldn't stop following me around so I offered him some cake. I picked off the moldy bits and watched him eat it all :lol:

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

 

 

 

Nice try, now get back to your mathematical calculating :twisted: !

 

You see, we calculate the volume of the car and divide it by the average size of an Asian. Instantaneously.

 

My friends and I ehm...Carpooled once. 7 people in a 5-person car.

 

 

 

you should've been able to get 9 if people sat in others' laps

 

 

 

Well one of those Asians was a 6'2 180lb. Korean....he ended up sprawling over the 3 others in the back seat.

In primary school me and my friends climbed over the gates to get the football which was going down the road and the head teacher caught us. It was funny but we got a detention. D:

 

 

 

Nothing to amazing though.

Exceeding the Asian limit in my car.

 

 

 

Our soccer practice is like 2 miles from the school so you either run or fight someone for a seat in someones car. We fit 6 asians in my 2 door Tiburon....one of which was in the trunk. I wouldn't have actually gotten in trouble if there wasn't one in the trunk.

 

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

 

 

 

Nice try, now get back to your mathematical calculating :twisted: !

 

You see, we calculate the volume of the car and divide it by the average size of an Asian. Instantaneously.

 

My friends and I ehm...Carpooled once. 7 people in a 5-person car.

 

Pfft, I do that every week just going to air rifle practice. And *gasp* none of us are asians. We just cram an extra person in the back seat, and one other sits between the driver and the one in the passenger seat.