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And for my birthday I got an ipad as a gift. I should be thankful, but... why am I not happy? Why? I just don't get it. Why do I have to be happy with it? I'm just not... why?

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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And for my birthday I got an ipad as a gift. I should be thankful, but... why am I not happy? Why? I just don't get it. Why do I have to be happy with it? I'm just not... why?

Because getting an iPad is like getting expensive socks.

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[bleep] you a pair of good socks are awesome.

 

Also, I'm quite certain I saw my 60-something neighbor browsing porn. :thumbup:

 

Felt like sharing.

[bleep] you a pair of good socks are awesome.

 

Also, I'm quite certain I saw my 60-something neighbor browsing porn. :thumbup:

 

Felt like sharing.

 

Went to my local video store once, saw some old guy who would have been about 75+, walk out of the porno section with about 6 porno's in his hand.

Felt like sharing as it was relevant.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Today my pole strap (the thing keeping me from falling off the top of a powerpole) started free wheeling because when I twisted my body, the bit that I pull to let out more strap got caught on a sling I was using to hold up a powerline. It was only about 10cm before I stopped it but that high up it felt like a lot more.

 

After convincing my girlfriend to study, I'm gonna go go the gym, eat a whole pizza and enjoy another 4 day weekend.

I came close to having my old man strangle me -.-

 

Im leaving soon, with or without money. Enough is enough.

Popoto.~<3

Gais. I take graphics and our current project is to design a cafe - we have do business cards, coasters, and table talkers (things that go on the table and have the menu and stuff on it - not the booklets).

The theme is Art Deco, which is basically old school. So, my question to you OT, what's an Old School name for a Cafe that sounds mean? Doesn't have to be original.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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[bleep] you a pair of good socks are awesome.

 

Also, I'm quite certain I saw my 60-something neighbor browsing porn. :thumbup:

 

Felt like sharing.

 

Went to my local video store once, saw some old guy who would have been about 75+, walk out of the porno section with about 6 porno's in his hand.

Felt like sharing as it was relevant.

 

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I came close to having my old man strangle me -.-

 

Im leaving soon, with or without money. Enough is enough.

 

You should. Just be sure to get a stable job or else you'll regret it.

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Actually had to stay my full shift last night. 10 hours and 4 minutes, in fact. I had better get paid for that 4 minutes.

I had to pull an allnighter the night before, so this night I overslept and ended up waking up at like 8:30 (class was already over by then). So I went to sleep and just woke up again. I needed that rest. Yesterday before going to sleep I was seeing shadows in the corners of my eyes like crazy.

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I had a breakfast platter from McDonald's. It was actually pretty good.

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Last day of classes, then finals week next week.

JUST TWO. MORE. DAYS!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Ever since I got a laptop a few days ago, my standard position for the day has been in my bed, with food and drink surrounding me whilst I game. I'm really gonna have to either a) break this habit or b) hope my metabolism doesn't slow down anytime soon so I don't become a hambeast over summer.

Revising. Again :( I only have three exams left and I'm comfortable with two of them. Just got to continue revising and I'm almost there. Two more weeks and it will be the summer. :thumbup:

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Still got a week or so of school left. Today I had off because of a school-wide trip I didn't want to go to. :thumbup:

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Last exam in 45 mins...yeaaaah boi. Hello exactly a month off :thumbup:

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Went shopping for a some new outfits for tomorrow.

 

Have to be up and ready to leave at 7am (wont be a problem Freya will be awake at 6 for a bottle) to go to London to watch the recording of Ant and Dec's new show - black and red - should be good fun, then am off out tomorrow night only not so many cocktails this weekend!!!!!!

 

my parents are off to Scotland on Sunday so ill have Freya on my own this coming week so a hangover is deff not an option! I think Ross is bringing Freya back early Sunday morning again also.

 

hiiii :thumbsup:

yay last exam done, monday we get em all back tuesday is 8th graduation and wed is 9th grade. then we're done.

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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?

 

And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?

BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH

 

 

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven, might be a little less willing to get them killed. ~ Bill Maher

Barrows drops: 2 Karil's Coifs (on double drop day)

92,150th person to 99 defense

You guys are still in school?

 

My school got out a month ago :unsure:

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

Yeah. You go back in August though.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Grad rehearsal today, headed to a grad party whenever my friend's mom brings her car back. Graduation tomorrow, then friend's graduation most likely, then senior party until 3 AM. After a few hours of sleep, it'll be time for my grad party. Plenty o graduation weekend extravaganza!

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Resubbed to WoW. [bleep].

Resubbed to WoW. [bleep].

Bows.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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