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I had to interview a child aged 3 - 9 years old and psychoanalyze them for a massive psychology project that was due on Friday. I don't know anybody in that age range, so I bs'd teh entire paper. I got 185/200, or 92.5%, on the biggest project of the year and I completely made it up :thumbsup:

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Today I had an interview-exam-thingy...

I was really REALLY nervous.

My interviwer was the nicest person ever, and she kind of helped me relax ^^. In the end, I got a perfect grade! 100! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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To answer the question of who won, I assume it was British Godzilla. Skittles can breathe fire and fly, but British Godzilla is smart. You can tell by the fact that he wears a monocle and a top hat. Also, he doesn't just roar, he's saying "Have at you, my good sir!"

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I was in class writing an essay on The Five People You Meet in Heaven. I finished early, and drew a doodle on a piece of paper afterwards. I just realized I handed in the picture: Skittles the Schizophrenic Dragon Vs. British Godzilla

 

Freud would say you wanted some feedback on the work you put into that doodle, and is why you handed it :P.

No, Freud would say it really means he wants to screw his mother. While eating skittles.

 

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I hate when people always say it's always hot in Cali :/

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You think you've got it bad? Look at Florida...

I'm not sure I understand what I'm looking at here.

Took me a while, but the lines represent latitudes. In the original one, it's showing that the tip of California is at the same latitude as parts of like Minnesota and South/North Dakota, places where it's quite cold at times. The second line lines up the bottom tip of Florida with part of Alaska, as Alaska has been dropped down to the bottom corner. Going by where the latitude lines are, those areas should have similar temperatures. Since the picture shows Alaska and Florida on the same red line, they should have similar temperatures, aka Florida should be really really cold. But it's not, cause Alaska isn't really there on the map, it's way way up north. See, it's funny cuz the map is wrong. Ha. :grin:

I figured that for California, didn't really get the Florida thing. I think too rationally. "Alaska's not really there, it was just a coincidence". But it wasn't, was it? That'll teach you to assume, won't it, you sonofa[bleep]?

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I was in class writing an essay on The Five People You Meet in Heaven. I finished early, and drew a doodle on a piece of paper afterwards. I just realized I handed in the picture: Skittles the Schizophrenic Dragon Vs. British Godzilla

 

Freud would say you wanted some feedback on the work you put into that doodle, and is why you handed it :P.

No, Freud would say it really means he wants to screw his mother. While eating skittles.

 

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I hate when people always say it's always hot in Cali :/

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You think you've got it bad? Look at Florida...

I'm not sure I understand what I'm looking at here.

Took me a while, but the lines represent latitudes. In the original one, it's showing that the tip of California is at the same latitude as parts of like Minnesota and South/North Dakota, places where it's quite cold at times. The second line lines up the bottom tip of Florida with part of Alaska, as Alaska has been dropped down to the bottom corner. Going by where the latitude lines are, those areas should have similar temperatures. Since the picture shows Alaska and Florida on the same red line, they should have similar temperatures, aka Florida should be really really cold. But it's not, cause Alaska isn't really there on the map, it's way way up north. See, it's funny cuz the map is wrong. Ha. :grin:

I figured that for California, didn't really get the Florida thing. I think too rationally. "Alaska's not really there, it was just a coincidence". But it wasn't, was it? That'll teach you to assume, won't it, you sonofa[bleep]?

 

Well it doesn't really matter anyway because those lines don't really represent latitude (if they're supposd to they do a pretty bad job) because those lines are straight, and we all know that the earth isn't flat. And as someone mentioned before, there are so many factors that influence climate, not just latitiude.

 

Sorry, Geographic matters :ugeek:nerd

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Well it doesn't really matter anyway because those lines don't really represent latitude (if they're supposd to they do a pretty bad job) because those lines are straight, and we all know that the earth isn't flat. And as someone mentioned before, there are so many factors that influence climate, not just latitiude.

 

Sorry, Geographic matters :ugeek:nerd

 

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It doesn't really make a difference :/

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And when you consider that it's regularly below zero here in Lubbock in winter, which is a lower latitude than even San Diego, plus it isn't uncommon for it to be 105 degrees here in the summer - higher when you get more north in the panhandle.

 

Latitude lies.

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Today we had an assembly on Internet safety and cyber bullying. Biggest. Waste. Of time. Ever.

 

Seriously, the video showed two "Internet predators". One was a muscle shirt guys with sunglasses eating a slice of pizza while talking to a teenage girl and the other was a stereotypical fat geezer who somehow has the ability to trace your full name and school just from the screen name "JM_WHS92". (Jennifer Mason, West High School, born in 1992) and then took time out of his life to go down to whereever the hell West High School was and kidnap her while she was jogging in the park. If you're going to be stupid enough to give out information to strangers you just met on Facebook or MySpace then you deserve to be abducted.

 

and then the freaking cyber bullying one. "Most cyber bullies are from the ages 9-14 as older teens have grown out of the childish ways of hiding behind the computer screen." Bull. [cabbage]. Cyber bullies are people who suck at trolling and honestly, if you're going to commit suicide or do something else stupid because you recieved an email in all caps titled "EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!" then you shouldn't be on the Internet.

 

You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

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To answer the question of who won, I assume it was British Godzilla. Skittles can breathe fire and fly, but British Godzilla is smart. You can tell by the fact that he wears a monocle and a top hat. Also, he doesn't just roar, he's saying "Have at you, my good sir!"

Oh, well, if he says things like that, there is no way he can lose.

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

I remember when we had to GRAB ONTO STUFF to play games. Not this virtual reality junk!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

I remember when we had to GRAB ONTO STUFF to play games. Not this virtual reality junk!

 

 

When you said that, I thought you meant virtual masturbation for a second :wall: I was like ...What?

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

Damn if my parents find out about /b/ they wont understand

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If anyone remembers, a few months ago I applied to a private school, and yesterday I found out that I am one of 75 of the 900 applicants ti get in :D

 

I guess you're pretty excited about it, congrats :).

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

Damn if my parents find out about /b/ they wont understand

Parents are probably more easily influenced by the media than the children they are trying to "protect" :/

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

Damn if my parents find out about /b/ they wont understand

Parents are probably more easily influenced by the media than the children they are trying to "protect" :/

I want a newspaper/new show to do a report on 4Chan..... That'd shock people.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

Damn if my parents find out about /b/ they wont understand

Parents are probably more easily influenced by the media than the children they are trying to "protect" :/

I want a newspaper/new show to do a report on 4Chan..... That'd shock people.

Good god... I don't think I want anyone really to stumble upon the self proclaimed [wagon] of the internet. Though if they actually showed some of the boards that were not 80% porn...

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You'd think adults wouldn't be this stupid...

Most adults don't understand the happenings on the internet.

In 20 years, it'll be great when the new adults who were practically raised with a controller in their hands and a keyboard at their fingers actually start using some damn common sense.

 

Yeah and then there will be something new that comes out that most of us "don't understand".

Damn if my parents find out about /b/ they wont understand

Parents are probably more easily influenced by the media than the children they are trying to "protect" :/

I want a newspaper/new show to do a report on 4Chan..... That'd shock people.

 

Actually, Oprah did it once. She called the episode "Pedifiles".

 

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As for my day, it was boring and average. Except that the silly high school music program thought it would be fun to cram the entire band program from 5th to 12th grade into one concert. Needless to say, I have a headache.

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