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Reminds me how people called me a hacking god or something when I ended up bypassing the school firewalls. People wanted to know how. The method? Just grab the site's IP address, as that filter only blocked by domain name >__>

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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I just broke my snare drum whiling playing.

I didn't think it was possible to "break" a drum :mellow:

Did you break the head or the whole drum? If it's the latter, you have a really bad drumset. Or you're using swords instead of sticks.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

No, something that held the springs in place broke, it looked like a cloth/leather piece. And, it's from a Yamaha Power V set, which are a good set, but about 30 years old.

Oh well, looks like I'll take it in to be fixed.

OMG.

 

Today I had the fright of my life. My mum, my brother and I were in my mum's bedroom just chatting and I was sorting out some money issues with my mum. My brother went to plug his laptop charger in when it blew up.

 

Literally blew up when he switched it on. There was a huge BANG, a flash and a scream as he jumped away from the socket. Completely [cabbage] us all up.

 

The thing is, the plug was really rather dangerous. We shouldn't have kept using it. The wire just before it goes into the plug had become exposed, not just the plastic around the wires but the copper of the wires themselves. That bit just shorted or something and practically blew up, knocking out the fuses around the house.

 

Completely [cabbage] my brother up, who's now terrified of electricity. He's only 10 years old.

 

He's all right, thankfully he wasn't holding the plug or anything or I might have been taking a trip to A&E. Definitely a bit of a shock though... pardon the pun :P

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I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator].

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How big of an explosion was it?

Nuclear scale, Rob.

today i have come to portsmouth, went shopping, and bumbled about.

 

had spagetti bolognese for dinner which i saw about a half hour later, it seems my morning sickness has kicked up a notch, i am fully hating my ex right now lol.probably will be in bed asleep by 10 pm because im now constantly tired....good times :-)

Sounds pretty shocking ;)

 

I started working on a packet encryption algorithm which will encrypt data in packets sent over a network. It will turn the words "Off-Topic noobs eats glass" into something like "ddsf4d56sf4&@($DDD65sddf4444223┼§↕╛##444FF**/-//¼½╬╩«¬wjkk*#^".

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today i am going to my friends and we will play halo reach on 2 diff screens online, but most of the time it will be forge cuase his bro is there and im picking up his cousin.but my face will be like this the whole time.

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i love the forge on halo reach, it is epic

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Another day in the life of Racheya.

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Wow, pretty scary, but as you said, shouldn't have been using faulty wiring, if you knew it was faulty of course :shame:

I'd be getting a sparky onto that asap.

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What Racheya said reminded me of the video Excl put up when he went to the UK; the part where he tried to put on an outlet adapter and he blew the fuse. :XD:

Went to Westfield shopping center (London), watched Resident Evil : Afterlife, at the cinema (theater) pretty crap story line, but ausumn actions scenes.

Next time I go there, I'm bringing a lot more money.

Yeah, we knew that the charger was falling apart =/ We shouldn't have kept using it but it was the mentality of 'We just bought this a few months ago! It'll be fine.' We've gotta get a new charger for him now, my mum says we're 'not buying that cheap [cabbage] again' >.<

 

The fusebox triggered and stopped anything getting damaged, but it was scary as hell - and funny in a strange 'I've got to tell everyone this!' way :P

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That's what Facebook is for haha

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I practiced manuverability today and got raped. I don't know how. :(

I practiced manuverability today and got raped. I don't know how. :(

Will you take legal action?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Went to Westfield shopping center (London), watched Resident Evil : Afterlife, at the cinema (theater) pretty crap story line, but ausumn actions scenes.

I need to watch that. I'm a huge fan of zombie movies.

 

I stayed up to 1:30am because Valentina Lisitsa said she was doing a live stream of her rehearsal. Turns out she got the time wrong, it's at 3:30am ._. Well that's what I think anyway cause it's 1:49am not and nothing is on her channel. Haven't used Ustream before so that may have something to do with it... I can't be bothered figuring that [cabbage] out anymore. *ends life*

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I might be getting a job at a haunted hayride. That's right, I'll be getting paid to scare the [cabbage] out of people. I'd do that for free!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

I'm pretty sure I'm [bleep]ing invincible - I don't get very bad hangovers. I just found out that I passed out whilst drinking with friends on friday night. Woke up saturday morning at around 7:30 - nothing major. Am I the best or what ?

i got woke up at 10 by my ex asking me if uve stopped hating him, as i dont feel sick today i dont hate him so much today lol.

 

ive showered and am about to have a cooked breakfast, today may be a good day.

Yesterday was the first time in over a month that I had any time not wearing some kind of uniform. It was nice. They let my freshman company go to Outback Stakehouse. That was also nice.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I'm excited! :D Installing Lord of the Rings Online. :) I've heard some good things about it. IIRC Ashley plays it too. ;)

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