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Pick Up Lines

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"Make me a goddamn sandwich woman!"

 

 

 

"Kitchen noob."

 

 

 

"Want to see the inside of my van?"

 

 

 

" Ben, Ben-Dover."

 

 

 

" Die in a fire ugly one."

 

 

 

DAMNATION!

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Is your dad an alien? Because you're out of this world.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy!

 

That sucks, I'm twice that and I'm only 14. :P

 

 

 

Yes, an inappropriate comment, but it needed to be said.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy!

 

That sucks, I'm twice that and I'm only 14. :P

 

 

 

Yes, an inappropriate comment, but it needed to be said.

 

 

 

You might be twice it but do you know how to use it? :lol:

Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy!

 

That sucks, I'm twice that and I'm only 14. :P

 

 

 

Yes, an inappropriate comment, but it needed to be said.

 

 

 

"More than". Could be a 10-incher too ;) (Doubt it lol)

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I see a padlock in the future... :? Most of this is funny, I don't want it to be locked.

 

 

 

And I got nothing. I'm pretty uneducated in this area, it seems to be counterproductive anyway so I don't really care.

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Bar napkin rose.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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"You're lucky I take pity on burn victims."

 

 

 

Mate said this as a joke, got slapped pretty hard. D:

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Bar napkin rose.

 

 

 

As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp.

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Bar napkin rose.

 

 

 

As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp.

 

 

 

what does it smell like in there

Bar napkin rose.

 

 

 

As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp.

 

 

 

Maybe you should use that napkin to wipe off your nose instead.

Some of these are sooo wrong...

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

My #1 pickup line:

 

"Hi."

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Take my left leg as Easter and my right as Christmas, now why don't you come visit me in between the holidays?

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Break the Walls down!

Hi, I'm level 115 with all skills 65+ and over 1730 total. Come to my room pl0x?

This is what a friend told me:

 

 

 

We had a reallly shy guy in my class. He never said anything during class and had quite a few spots. But on the graduation party, he walked up to a girl and asked: 'Do you want your babies to look like me?'.

 

 

 

I loled.

Who needs pickup lines when I am this hot and cool 8-) . ( and also geeky enough to be on tip.it :cry: )

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I love this sig.

This is what a friend told me:

 

 

 

We had a reallly shy guy in my class. He never said anything during class and had quite a few spots. But on the graduation party, he walked up to a girl and asked: 'Do you want your babies to look like me?'.

 

 

 

I loled.

 

 

 

gutted if he was sterile.

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Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

Bar napkin rose.

 

 

 

As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp.

 

 

 

Maybe you should use that napkin to wipe off your nose instead.

 

 

 

And maybe you should shut the hell up. I can comment on these how I like and I don't think you get a say in it.

 

 

 

VV good point Zierro, edited.

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^^^

 

You're allowed to flame but he's not allowed to comment on how you're a brown-noser?

^^^

 

You're allowed to flame but he's not allowed to comment on how you're a brown-noser?

 

as usual, zierro comes and brings a cool headed social commentary tidbit which, while remaining refreshingly wittily, de-esculates the situation <3:<3:<3: =D> =D> =D>

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Oh stop, you're making me turn red. <3:

Best lines ever:

 

 

 

"You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

 

"You make my software turn to hardware!"

 

 

 

Lamest lines ever:

 

 

 

"Did you know you remind me of my mother, how about I come over later ;) "

 

 

 

"Hey there - oh crap sorry, I thought you were Oprah"

 

 

 

MY BEST:

 

"Oooh I just love your hair, my wife had her hair in that same style last week" <---- major oopsie lol

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Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2

Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger .

 

Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

Lamest lines ever:

 

 

 

"Did you know you remind me of my mother, how about I come over later ;) "

 

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shorts ... hot%20wife

 

 

 

For real.

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by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

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