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I still feel the usage of the word "smorgasbord" might be an indication of something Fremennik ON TOP of clan chat update.

 

smorgasbord is a type of sandwich, so a sandwich of updates.

 

I wonder how many people googled 'smorgasbord' :P it can also simply mean 'a varied collection', so basically we'll probably get lots of little updates, mostly CC and friendlist related.

 

Edit: Beaten by a matter of seconds :P

 

Smörgåsbord is swedish for sandwich table iirc.

 

I didn't have to google, I was informed :smile:

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They said they 'made an update everyone would like'. This means there cannot possibly be an update.

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They said they 'made an update everyone would like'. This means there cannot possibly be an update.

 

NOBODY likes a no update week =\

 

But if, say, all internet servers everywhere were to crash everywhere, Jagex wouldn't hear any whining, would they?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

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For people saying that you shouldn't take smorgasbord literally: Remember the menagerie hint? That was almost exactly the same situation, and we got a literal menagerie from it. So we could be seeing something related to Swedish sandwich tables :)

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For people saying that you shouldn't take smorgasbord literally: Remember the menagerie hint? That was almost exactly the same situation, and we got a literal menagerie from it. So we could be seeing something related to Swedish sandwich tables :)

 

It's not in any of the other twitter hint translations...that's what I'm basing it on...and they've tried a whole bunch of different word play things, not just slipping it in that one time...

 

...but you're right...it could be. It's just my opinion.

 

Esta semana en #RuneScape: Una Mezcla de cambios para que tu y tus amigos podais hablar de ello :-) Achilles

 

Mezcla, captilized here, it should be noted, means mixture or blend, but it could also describe mortar...like masonry. I think that's least likely, of course.

 

Ein Sammelsurium an Updates erwartet euch, worüber ihr mit euren Freunden chatten könnt. ~Argus

 

I don't know German...

 

Tällä viikolla RuneScapessa: Hurja määrä päivityksiä! Tällä viikolla siis luvassa kaikille jotain. :) - Hiisi

 

This week in RuneScape: A huge amount of updates! Everyone is going to get something. (from an earlier post)

 

Pist pist... Ugens hint er: Et smørrebord af updateringer for dig og dine venner i kan tale om! Mod Dansk

 

Okay...THIS one seems to have it in there again...

 

Dennaa vecka i #RuneScape: Ett smörgåsbord av uppdateringar för dig och dina vänner att chatta om. -Johan

 

AND this one...

Next week in RuneScape: A smorgasbord of updates for you & your friends to chat about. Mod Em's (RSDEV)

 

and of course in English...

 

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I don't normally respond to this thread.

 

But living in an area of the US where we use the word "smorgasbord" I am inclined to help.

 

Smorgasbord is another way of saying all-u-can-eat buffet.

 

 

They are everywhere where I live, and everyone calls them smorgasbords.

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Sammelsurium is *drumroll*... smorgasbord in English.

 

A bit TOO coincidental? I think so.

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So it looks like Nordic/Germanic languages have more literal translations, but the Latin ones go the figurative route...

 

I'm definitely interested to see if the over-analyzing actually turns out to be accurate

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Sammelsurium is *drumroll*... smorgasbord in English.

 

A bit TOO coincidental? I think so.

But Sammelsurium only means "a variety of", there's no other literal aspect in this word. The second part of the german hint means "you can talk about the update with your friends" which refers to a friends list update.

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Smorgasbord could be a construction update? A new room for Nordic dining or maybe Ikea have come to Runescape :eek:

Lol we already have flatpack Furniture. Maybe Ikea will set up a store to sell it in Varrock :D

 

Tbh though I've no idea, I'm leaning towards the idea of multiple updates. I'm hoping they update later today! ^_^

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Is it too late in the day for an update? Haha I wanna know what this twitter hint means >.<

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Odds are it will be tomorrow the updates are generally between 10am and about 4pm british time. Its nearly 5pm now.

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Once we got an update on a Thursday, we got Lunar Diplomacy on a Wednesday.

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An update that everyone will be talking about...

 

I can't imagine an update like that. :wall:

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For people saying that you shouldn't take smorgasbord literally: Remember the menagerie hint? That was almost exactly the same situation, and we got a literal menagerie from it. So we could be seeing something related to Swedish sandwich tables :)

 

 

Esta semana en #RuneScape: Una Mezcla de cambios para que tu y tus amigos podais hablar de ello :-) Achilles

 

 

 

Sandwich update =P~

Maybe they're getting rid of the Sandwich Lady random?

 

Anyhows, translation: This week in Runescape: a Mix of changes so that you and your friends can talk about it. :-) Achilles

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Not sure if this is related but here goes:

 

in quick chat and u use one of the many "i have item" or related phrases, there is an item "blood tithe pouch" Is this new?

 

Im thinking it may be related to a Myreque continuation as "blood tithes" are vampyrical sorts of things. and "smorgasbord" could refer to vampyres feasting in some way

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Not sure if this is related but here goes:

in quick chat and u use one of the many "i have item" or related phrases, there is an item "blood tithe pouch" Is this new?

Im thinking it may be related to a Myreque continuation as "blood tithes" are vampyrical sorts of things. and "smorgasbord" could refer to vampyres feasting in some way

http://www.tip.it/runescape/index.php?rs2item_id=6134

It's a quest related item from Desert Treasure.

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dang i got all excited, well thanks for pointing that out so I don't get all my hopes up for nothing :P

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Not sure if this is related but here goes:

 

in quick chat and u use one of the many "i have item" or related phrases, there is an item "blood tithe pouch" Is this new?

 

Im thinking it may be related to a Myreque continuation as "blood tithes" are vampyrical sorts of things. and "smorgasbord" could refer to vampyres feasting in some way

 

Nope it has to do with Desert Treasure...

[hide=My Stats]Attack:86/Hitpoints:88/Mining:74

Strength:86/Agility:76/Smithing:75

Defence:86/Herblore:74/Fishing:78

Ranged:86/Thieving:73/Cooking:92

Prayer:78/Crafting:82/Firemaking:86

Magic:85/Fletching:77/Woodcutting:88

Runecraft:71/Slayer:80/Farming:88

Construction:70/Hunter:70/Summoning:69

Dungeoneering:18

Total level: 1936

295/303 Quest Points

Combat Level: 117[/hide]

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SportsGuy's Short Guide to Ghostly Warriors

Familiarisation Reward Research[/hide]

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Next week in RuneScape: A smorgasbord of updates for you & your friends to chat about. Mod Em's (RSDEV)

 

I say a big update which you can discuss with friends,especially after todays announcements

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