January 12, 200719 yr ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâçorrÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâÃÂ¥ for doubl3 post but i juÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâçt hÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¾d to put this on3 lvl 113 -does darklight special lvl113: sees my sivlerlight, though its black, but not yet darlklight lvl113:do special me:cant lvl113:y not? no charges? me:its still silverlight lvl113:lyer, reported for jagex staff impersonation, and for item scamming (thankyou your report abuse has been received) There is an EDIT button :P
January 13, 200719 yr This one is a four way, lol... what makes it even better is that a player mod was there, the two noobs, and me. Anyway, this took place at Varrock East Bank while I was fletching a few days ago. Noob: Selling full zombie! *He repeated this a few times, then the mod walks into the bank.* Noob: Selling full zombie! Mod: Event items are untradable. Noob: Selling very rare full zombie! Noob2: Buying zombie costume! Mod: Random event items are untradable. Noob: Ok, trade me. Noob2: Ok. Mod: Random event items (like zombie) can't be traded. Me: lol Noob: I can't trade it, [what the heck]? Mod: Maybe that's because random event items aren't tradable.... Me: [lmao] *They kept trying for a few minutes, with the mod trying to talk to them the whole time. I was laughing so hard tears were coming out* Laughing so hard that tears came out? WTF? This isn't funny.
January 13, 200719 yr This ones pretty funny, it happened to me when i was in f2p with my friend: Noob:(to a lvl 90) noob Me: how is he a noob if hes 80 lvls higher than you Noob: You disrespecting me? Me: Uhh...sure Noob: Lets go fite wildy then Me: Ok (i was lvl 60 at the time he was lvl 10) We start walking to wildy Noob: Im not wasting my time fighting u Noob walks away Me: lol? Me and my friend had a good laugh about it later Also nothing much to have a "good laugh about later" Perhaps a chuckle...lasting 2 seconds
January 13, 200719 yr Finally read all of them! Jagex should introduce a new expansion to the Hunting skill, tracking down noobs... :D Now this is a funny post :lol: Others should learn how to make jokes from this.
January 13, 200719 yr Ok, this level 70 something came down to Mossies where I was training with some other people. He asked around for a red cape but no one had one so he tele'd. I pm'ed him Me:You can buy a red cape from clotehs shop in Varrock for 2gp Him:I no Him: can be bothered to get one. Me(being sarcastic): Gosh your lazy Him: And ut a n00b. No joke, he actually used zero's Yes.. that is probably a better way to insult people calling them n00bs instead of noobs. 3 points to him and 0 for you, try again.
January 13, 200719 yr Finally read all of them! Jagex should introduce a new expansion to the Hunting skill, tracking down noobs... :D Now this is a funny post :lol: Others should learn how to make jokes from this. Thank you :lol: Project Onyx Staff Writer. Stories, articles, and opinions, oh my!
January 13, 200719 yr Finally read all of them! Jagex should introduce a new expansion to the Hunting skill, tracking down noobs... :D Now this is a funny post :lol: Others should learn how to make jokes from this. Thank you :lol: Your welcome 8-)
January 13, 200719 yr this was really funny: boy noob:boys are better then girls noob girl noob:you wouldn't be here if it werent for you mom, who is a girl boy noob:well, i hate my girl mom me:lol Click Here!
January 14, 200719 yr this was really funny: boy noob:boys are better then girls noob girl noob:you wouldn't be here if it werent for you mom, who is a girl boy noob:well, i hate my girl mom me:lol lol that one is so hilarious!
January 14, 200719 yr this was really funny: boy noob:boys are better then girls noob girl noob:you wouldn't be here if it werent for you mom, who is a girl boy noob:well, i hate my girl mom me:lol thats just plain funny
January 14, 200719 yr this was really funny: boy noob:boys are better then girls noob girl noob:you wouldn't be here if it werent for you mom, who is a girl boy noob:well, i hate my girl mom me:lol thats just plain funny thank you 8-) Click Here!
January 14, 200719 yr Noob: Buying weird hat (My lederhosen hat) Me: Can't trade it Noob: Reported. *Noob follows me around* Noob: Buying shoes (Fancys) Me: Can't trade them to Noob: Dude, i don't like you Me: Leave then Noob: Okies! *Noob adds me* Noob: Free stuff plzplzpelzpzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!! Me: No! Leave me alone Noob: Your mom sayd that to Me: Go kill some cows *Noob still following me* Noob: Can you take me to them? -.- ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8
January 14, 200719 yr Not really a noob saying something funny, but. Someone: Buying food! *I trade him, put up 15 swordies.* *He puts up 10k* :-s Me:3.8k (the usual price I sell 15 swordies for.) *Both of us accept.* *I decline.* (Maybe he's a wannabe mod that just wants to report me..) *I trade again* Me:3.8k 3.8k *I put up the swordies* *6k comes up* :-s Me:(What the heck, I just finish this up)*accepts* *he accepts twice* *trade completed* Oh...Kay. I wanted less than 300 gp per swordie and he paid 400 gp per swordie. Price check, anyone? Thank the world for spell checkers.
January 14, 200719 yr quote + response another quote + response yet another quote + response Dude, did the idea ever cross your mind that it's possible to say multiple things in one post? Two guys were discussin in the Coal Mine. Lot of discussion (one was a noob) and then the other one (Level 74) said this. Level 74: "I could kill you in three hits." Level 31: "I could kill you in 200. So what?" Lvl 31 is the man! :thumbsup:
January 14, 200719 yr ok not funny i found it confusing noob1 is lvl 23 noob2 is lvl 78 me is lvl 45 guy is lvl 3 noob1-see that guy over there hes a macro me-he has a name hes called pinuji something noob2-the new macros have normal names fr00b me-alrighty then -.- *they aprouch the lvl 3* noob1-hey macro scum go **** your mum *reported* noob2-yeh u suck **** you **** head *reported* me-have fun being banned noob1-yeh u have ure macro friend ****er me-reported again noob2-lets run me-what noobs lvl 3-dang straight i found that kinda funny :lol:
January 15, 200719 yr Woot! I've read them all!-i know this is post is going to be false when the next post come up, but i want to say it! \ Great posts everyone :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: =D> =D> =D> =D> I hope u like mine :anxious: Only an alien invasion on Earth can unite the humans living on the planet
January 15, 200719 yr ok not funny i found it confusing noob1 is lvl 23 noob2 is lvl 78 me is lvl 45 guy is lvl 3 noob1-see that guy over there hes a macro me-he has a name hes called pinuji something noob2-the new macros have normal names fr00b me-alrighty then -.- *they aprouch the lvl 3* noob1-hey macro scum go **** your mum *reported* noob2-yeh u suck **** you **** head *reported* me-have fun being banned noob1-yeh u have ure macro friend ****er me-reported again noob2-lets run me-what noobs lvl 3-dang straight i found that kinda funny :lol: You do know there's a 60 second limit between reports? And that suck is censored? Project Onyx Staff Writer. Stories, articles, and opinions, oh my!
January 15, 200719 yr lv20: buy my cape 80k me: thats just a yellow cape, how about 3 coin? lv20: was I talking to you? noooob! me:-sigh- [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85
January 15, 200719 yr did you guys like my last post? :mrgreen: it was reallllllllllly funny when i saw it in the game. Click Here!
January 15, 200719 yr Haha this happened a week ago. It's a pretty mature topic but if you can handle it then READ BELOW. Noob: How old are all of ya? Me: Why do you want to know our age? Noob: I dunno, cause.. Random person: 15 Random person2: 13 Random person3: Uh I'm 19 what about you? Me: Er, I'm 14. Noob: I'm 50 years old. Me: LOL! LIAR! Noob: I'm serious. I'm 14 years old with 36 years of experience. Me: :o!!!! Noob: *Logs out* RSN: Zammyftw ^^The girl that ruined music.
January 15, 200719 yr im training at moss giants on karamja, lvl 50 something walks up by addy rocks, im guessing he was there for dslayer noob: ahh the famed runite rocks! me: thats addy noob: dont try to fool me i know rune has that color me: prospect it noob prospects it noob: why does it say its adamantite? me: because it adamantite noob: you liar you told me it was addy me: -_- a few minutes later he walks up to me again noob: so wheres the rune ore me: deep wilderness noob: joo dum h4x0r, i know joo want me to go there so u can kill me! me: why do u care uc ant mine it noob: oh yeah n00b my 48 mining pwns joo me: u need 85 to mine rune noob: reported for lying, ch00b,, i hope joo gets banned He thought you were a scammer cause of all the noobs that think its funny to misdirect newbs into the wilderness... Although his newb status got upgraded to noob by what he said after that... :) [br]Visit the NEW Bank of Runescape! [br]
January 16, 200719 yr ok so this one entertained me while i was alching... im stading 3-4 squares away from bank window alching noob: what are you alching me: yew longs noob: are they noted? me:no im alching 27 at a time and banking (this is where sarcasm starts) noob: yeah right, i havent seen u move from that space me: im telegrabbing them from the bank noob walks to bank and grabs telegrab runes and walks to where i am standing noob:liar! me: lol, u actually tried to telegrab from bank noob: yea well thats my story, i hope it was as entertaining as i think it is
January 16, 200719 yr Lawl, telegrabbing from bank......... Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road!
January 16, 200719 yr ok so this one entertained me while i was alching... im stading 3-4 squares away from bank window alching noob: what are you alching me: yew longs noob: are they noted? me:no im alching 27 at a time and banking (this is where sarcasm starts) noob: yeah right, i havent seen u move from that space me: im telegrabbing them from the bank noob walks to bank and grabs telegrab runes and walks to where i am standing noob:liar! me: lol, u actually tried to telegrab from bank noob: yea well thats my story, i hope it was as entertaining as i think it is that doesnt mean hes a noob.... he thought what u were saying was true... ------------------------------------------------------- anyways, heres mine, on that pick just 2 noob macros standing there doing nothing at all and they stayed there for like 10 minutes lmao PS: im the one if full rune(t) so u dont mess up XD
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