soldier_side Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 lol my friend had a funny one, his name is mark. noob: where did u get all of that stuff noob: ur rich mark: a crackerjack box. noob: when is he coming on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesia Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Wow with all these conversations with "I'm gonna report you" I'll really want to pity Jagex on trying to read through their massive inbox of report entries, and half of it is lame reports. Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asmodeous4 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Lol, I've read nearly all the way through this (lol, page 42 now). This just happened now.... Me:I'm happy! Yay! (weird I know) Noob: OMFG! Happinesss is not allowed on RS! Noob: I will report you for happiness! Me:......W00T! Go stupid noobs! Lol! So funny..... Asmo Hit me up on LastFM to see my music taste and chat :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monoxide_Child Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 well i think its funny if you have good things on a bad leveled character and high level people try to tell you that something that is worth 300k is only worth 10k or 20k (ie. black with G trim). Then you walk around for 8 hours with a line of 60 noobs following you like "omg ur awesome be my friend and ill give you a log" or "wow can you buy me a suit of that?" ummm which obviously no i wont. when people ask me if I can buy them a suit of a black g I ask them if I can rip their eyes out and eat their face with a jagged spoon from the year 1864 Make sure to be pleased with the ways of your deathFor in days of reckoning and when the twilight torn is tickingElysium is halfway and as an answer to the pleaYou're destined to yield fragments of Hell in return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paaaaaaaasta Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming" Llama song FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming" rofl =D> Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampelf27 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she? No basically, we're both gay Ok it won't let me say the word, but I guess you can figure it out lol lol. love the bluntness of that. :thumbsup: (and yes, i realize how far back in this i had to be reading in order to get that quote. ^_^;; ) There are some conversations that only make sense in Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier_side Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming" lol that is actually really true.. I`ve seen a few dozen of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 This wasn't me, but it is a great line tbh. Scammer: Selling level 13 account with 9 million! Only for 13k! Some guy: If you had 9 million, then why would you give all that for 13k? This was me though: Scammer: Trimming armor for free! (I talked a bit to my friend) Friend: Hey [my character name], want me to trim your armor? (I wore addy since I was pking atm, and my friend just happened to have a certain armor set...) Me: Sure *hands over addy* Friend: Wait a sec... *hands over addy (g) to me which I wear* Me: Ty!!! You are my hero! ;) Scammer: [what the heck] *logs* At this point I laughed out loudly. (Of course we traded back the addy's afterwards. Yeah, we trust each other a bit, mirite?) LMAO! =D> to whoever it was :XD: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Bit weird, Not so funny: Nub: Nice ax (not to me) Nub: nice cloths Guy: (Wearing full rune) Thx The noob continually done this, so I said, Me: Oi, you, Socker Upperer, go away. Nub: No **** u Me: Lol nub So then I said, if you like his armour so much, I'll give you some for free. Me: Follow me to have his armour He follows, I Lock him in Ned's house Run back to Willows, Me: Lol, what a nub. Guy: I know, 1 minute later he's back laughing. Nub: You said youd giv me fre armor Me: Lol, that was to get you away Nub: it didnt wrk Me:...Duh Nub: (after 1 1/2 minutes of silence) Hahaha Reported Me: For what? Guy: 4 what Guy2: yea, what 4 Me: FOR WHAT!? Nub: Being mean. :XD: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manafi Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 this one just happened now noob:selling 51 gold for money me:lollywag quite silly i think #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 this one just happened now noob:selling 51 gold for money me:lollywag quite silly i think #-o Gold ore..? Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier_side Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I was in varrock upstairs E bank and this guy had a name "bob saget" with some odd numbers and I laughed at him for the name. says a lvl 37 to my lvl 30 cb and he left. -sigh- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 he ran away after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Just got this!!! :D Noob:Roflmao Noob:There is no tele to varrock Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier_side Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 lol I kind of got one like that.. newb: hey are u a girl? newb: helloo -follows- me: yes.. newb: I love u want to be my gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I was in varrock upstairs E bank and this guy had a name "bob saget" with some odd numbers and I laughed at him for the name. says a lvl 37 to my lvl 30 cb and he left. -sigh- Huh, the other day I saw someone named Bob Saget in that same place. I wonder if it was the same guy... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Well, you did have a small part in the noobiness by laughing at his name. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Lol! hilarious! Because the pickaxe said so, nice answer!! :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Lol these are great, lost track of it though :lol: Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 This aint about a noob, but its still funny :) Ok figure yourself the FIRST DAY construction came out, at the FIRST HOUR. Your walking from Varrock to the place you make planks.... trying to get a tree for yourself.. (Believe me there were NO trees alive from Varrock to the sawmill.) And someone said this :mrgreen: : "I hope there are no tree huggers around.." Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 This aint about a noob, but its still funny :) Ok figure yourself the FIRST DAY construction came out, at the FIRST HOUR. Your walking from Varrock to the place you make planks.... trying to get a tree for yourself.. (Believe me there were NO trees alive from Varrock to the sawmill.) And someone said this :mrgreen: : "I hope there are no tree huggers around.." Thats awsome, I actually loled (sort of) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsdjfg Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 don't laugh, i hugg trees.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 don't laugh, i hugg trees.... :wall: This is about a game, not irl http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magician_xy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I got one... I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring. I morph into egg. Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now. (Its morning were i am) Noob builds fire under me. Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me! Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away* He tried to eat me! :shock: Hehe, I kind of do this all the time too, I take out my ring, go to a crowded, noob-filled are, and morph. Everyone assumes I'm an item, so they all come running on top of me. :P I'm 100% free-to-play!!! Message me, private chat is always on. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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