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N00b: Where to get arrows?

 

Me: I sell em

 

N00b: Ill buy some

 

Me:Bronze, Iron, Silver, Mithril, Adamant?

 

N00b: Bronze

 

Me: Follow so I can get them

 

 

 

We get to the bank and I get them

 

 

 

He offers 100 gp after I offer 1000 arrows

 

 

 

Me: Give me more than that!

 

N00b: No you are overpriced

 

N00b: You are so not **** (sexy)

 

Me: How old are you

 

N00b: 7

 

Me: Ill email your mom

 

N00b: Nuh uh, you don't know her e-mail

 

Me: Yeah i do

 

N00b No please don't, Ill pay more

 

 

 

He offers me 10000 gp and its over.

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They should censor the word "noob" again, to be honest.

 

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I am wearing full steel with warrior helm and d mace.noob has full bronze.

 

 

 

Noob: Are you poor?

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: You look poor cuza ur crappy armor.

 

Me: It's better than full bronze.

 

Noob: No, ppl say it's bad but if u just use it right it's the best.

 

Me: Yea, just keep tellin urself that noob.

 

Noob: Ur a noob!

 

Me: Yea...

 

Noob: Reported. Enjoy ur permban.

 

Me: O RLY? And what exactly did u report me for?

 

Noob: Well, when somebody doesnt break rules but you don't like them,

 

you report them for anything.

 

Me: Ok, well, just thought you'd like to know I just reported you for

 

something you really can be reported for. Reporing an innocent

 

player.

 

Noob: Well the mods can't ban me if i don't play here!

 

(noob logs, then logs on in another world)

 

(I PM him)

 

Me: You do know, thet no matter what you can get banned right?

 

Noob: Plz take back your report.

 

Me: Not gonna happen.

 

Noob: PLZ!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Nope.

 

 

 

 

 

Never saw him again. :twisted: He made a new account and had a new conversation with me.

 

 

 

Noob: Thnx for getting me banned idiot!

 

Me: It was ur fault man.

 

Noob: Wanna trade accounts?

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: I'll buy ur account.

 

Me: Reported for account sharing/trading.'

 

 

 

Never saw the noob again. I got this noob banned twice. He never messaged me on a new account. Either he got smart, or he got an IP ban. And all this because the idiot made fun of me for having better armor. :twisted:

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Bump.

 

 

 

Sorry, I can't think of anything offhand.

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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Hmm, Lemmie think, Oh yeah, I have 'un.

 

 

 

Noob:*Radomly Trades me*

 

Me:*Being the most poorest member EVAR, and never sure when someone will give me 500k for free accepts*

 

Noob offers some noobs stuff and money.

 

Me:?

 

Noob:Money plz!

 

 

 

So if you don't get the point, He was selling money... For money... :wall:

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N00b: Where to get arrows?

 

Me: I sell em

 

N00b: Ill buy some

 

Me:Bronze, Iron, Silver, Mithril, Adamant?

 

 

erm.. you should change that i think.

 

 

 

and people, please post what do you think about what i posted earlier? (page 144)

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me: Selling extra bone bolts (only 5 ea) my clan chat plz

 

Noob: *goes into my clan chat* hey why are u ripping ppl off?

 

Me:?! im sorta providing a service to ppl who wantd extra bolts

 

*we're at pest control btw*

 

Noob: sell at 4 ea, u scammer

 

---

 

our conversation was something like that..give or take

 

funny thing is he was a lvl 121..

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Check this out:

 

 

 

Noob Scammer: Hey I just got full dragon and 5 mil for free!!!

 

Me: That's great, who are you?

 

Noob Scammer: I don't know, your just on my friends list for some reason.

 

Me: Ah, telling everyone you know, i see.

 

Noob Scammer: All you have to do is go to this site: [insert site here]

 

*I reports for website advertising*

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob Scammer: So are you going to get Dragon or 5 mil?

 

Me: Dragon, I can sell it for more than 5 mil.

 

Noob Scammer: Yeah, that's what I did.

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob Scammer: So have you gone yet?

 

*it's been 60 seconds so I report him for password scamming*

 

Me: Yeah

 

Noob Scammer: Okay

 

Noob Scammer: I'm talking to the owner now.

 

Me: Awesome

 

Noob Scammer: You wanna talk to him? U no, to ask him for more stuff??

 

Me: Nah, full D is plenty

 

Noob Scammer: That's wierd, he says you haven't gone yet

 

Noob Scammer: You sure you went?

 

Me: Yep, it takes a few minutes to log someone's IP

 

Noob Scammer: Ah, ok.

 

*Noob Scammer logs*

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N00b: Where to get arrows?

 

Me: I sell em

 

N00b: Ill buy some

 

Me:Bronze, Iron, Silver, Mithril, Adamant?

 

 

erm.. you should change that i think.

 

 

 

and people, please post what do you think about what i posted earlier? (page 144)

 

Yea, uh, you were kinda the noob there...or at least a noob there. Insults (lumbridge gold spawn part) really don't help your argument.

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me: Selling extra bone bolts (only 5 ea) my clan chat plz

 

Noob: *goes into my clan chat* hey why are u ripping ppl off?

 

Me:?! im sorta providing a service to ppl who wantd extra bolts

 

*we're at pest control btw*

 

Noob: sell at 4 ea, u scammer

 

---

 

our conversation was something like that..give or take

 

funny thing is he was a lvl 121..

 

 

 

I feel a bit mixed about this chat. I think he is allowed to sell at his own prices(WOW, 1 gold piece extra if you cannot get there, big whoop). It is kinda sad that he is a lv 121 doing that, probably a PC product who is starting quests.

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him:HIYA.

 

me:im a dinosaur

 

him:i guess high lvls get to be dinosaurs, is that why you have that dino hood on(New halloween thing)

 

me:yep

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT AN IDIOT :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

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Player:Hi ill sell you this Barbed Spear 400k!

 

(As im low level i think he expected that i didnt know the prices)

 

Me:Um No thanks

 

Player:Fine 300k!

 

Me:I dont want your barbed spear

 

Player:Noob!

 

Then he logs it was funny =X

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Yea, uh, you were kinda the noob there...or at least a noob there. Insults (lumbridge gold spawn part) really don't help your argument.

 

Yeah, I know I acted like a noob there when I had insulted him (yeah, the Lumbridge spawn was an especially stupid part, i agree)

 

I said when i posted that i acted like a noob, too.

 

But really, how could he think about saying that I am a 34 years old man who has no life, plays runescape everyday and still lives with his mother!?

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Check this out:

 

 

 

Noob Scammer: Hey I just got full dragon and 5 mil for free!!!

 

Me: That's great, who are you?

 

Noob Scammer: I don't know, your just on my friends list for some reason.

 

Me: Ah, telling everyone you know, i see.

 

Noob Scammer: All you have to do is go to this site: [insert site here]

 

*I reports for website advertising*

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob Scammer: So are you going to get Dragon or 5 mil?

 

Me: Dragon, I can sell it for more than 5 mil.

 

Noob Scammer: Yeah, that's what I did.

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob Scammer: So have you gone yet?

 

*it's been 60 seconds so I report him for password scamming*

 

Me: Yeah

 

Noob Scammer: Okay

 

Noob Scammer: I'm talking to the owner now.

 

Me: Awesome

 

Noob Scammer: You wanna talk to him? U no, to ask him for more stuff??

 

Me: Nah, full D is plenty

 

Noob Scammer: That's wierd, he says you haven't gone yet

 

Noob Scammer: You sure you went?

 

Me: Yep, it takes a few minutes to log someone's IP

 

Noob Scammer: Ah, ok.

 

*Noob Scammer logs*

 

 

 

 

 

aaaaaaagh! u were wearing a wire!

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May I ask whats the point in this thread all it's doing is making fun of people for being new to the game. We were all new once and if you say the word "Noob" I have no respect for you. Seriously this is quite Jerk like behavior.

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found this in the Rants section of RSOF, but i don't know how to make bigger...any help?(without having to click)

 

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I"m Jewish :( Stupid Jagex being racist :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

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May I ask whats the point in this thread all it's doing is making fun of people for being new to the game. We were all new once and if you say the word "Noob" I have no respect for you. Seriously this is quite Jerk like behavior.
Actually, "newb" means new to the game. Noob mean annoying person who's trying to either get out of working (by scamming you, begging you, etc.) or simply is trying to hurt someone's feelings.

 

 

 

We're making fun of scammers, beggers, flamers, and the like. :)

 

 

 

Most of us are very friendly to honest people.

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A noob walks into a bar..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*ouch*

 

 

 

When I walk into a bar it somehow jumps back and apoligises for beign in my way. Same thing for trees in the forest :XD:

 

 

 

Either that or I get tackled by drunks who want my stuff, if its that kind of bar. And by drunks I mean noobs, and by tackled I mean scam.

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May I ask whats the point in this thread all it's doing is making fun of people for being new to the game. We were all new once and if you say the word "Noob" I have no respect for you. Seriously this is quite Jerk like behavior.
Actually, "newb" means new to the game. Noob mean annoying person who's trying to either get out of working (by scamming you, begging you, etc.) or simply is trying to hurt someone's feelings.

 

 

 

We're making fun of scammers, beggers, flamers, and the like. :)

 

 

 

Most of us are very friendly to honest people.

 

 

 

Maybe I've lost some knowledge over the years but when I first joined (04) it meant someone new as short for "Newbie."

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I was thinking it stood for both. D:

 

 

 

Someone called me a n00b once because he got to a goblin in that weird part between Lumbridge and Al-Kharid, and I was a level eighteen. I told him it was real smart coming from a level six. XD

 

Didn't think to screenshot it.

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