metallicamaniac Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 N00b: Where to get arrows? Me: I sell em N00b: Ill buy some Me:Bronze, Iron, Silver, Mithril, Adamant? N00b: Bronze Me: Follow so I can get them We get to the bank and I get them He offers 100 gp after I offer 1000 arrows Me: Give me more than that! N00b: No you are overpriced N00b: You are so not **** (sexy) Me: How old are you N00b: 7 Me: Ill email your mom N00b: Nuh uh, you don't know her e-mail Me: Yeah i do N00b No please don't, Ill pay more He offers me 10000 gp and its over. METALLICA!!!!!!! Acdc does not suck. I made my runescape account when I was mad at my friend...he is a huge acdc fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pret Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 They should censor the word "noob" again, to be honest. I've got many stories. But I'll post them later. :) "Football is a simple game made complicated by people who should know better." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I am wearing full steel with warrior helm and d mace.noob has full bronze. Noob: Are you poor? Me: No. Noob: You look poor cuza ur crappy armor. Me: It's better than full bronze. Noob: No, ppl say it's bad but if u just use it right it's the best. Me: Yea, just keep tellin urself that noob. Noob: Ur a noob! Me: Yea... Noob: Reported. Enjoy ur permban. Me: O RLY? And what exactly did u report me for? Noob: Well, when somebody doesnt break rules but you don't like them, you report them for anything. Me: Ok, well, just thought you'd like to know I just reported you for something you really can be reported for. Reporing an innocent player. Noob: Well the mods can't ban me if i don't play here! (noob logs, then logs on in another world) (I PM him) Me: You do know, thet no matter what you can get banned right? Noob: Plz take back your report. Me: Not gonna happen. Noob: PLZ!!!!!!!!!! Me: Nope. Never saw him again. :twisted: He made a new account and had a new conversation with me. Noob: Thnx for getting me banned idiot! Me: It was ur fault man. Noob: Wanna trade accounts? Me: No. Noob: I'll buy ur account. Me: Reported for account sharing/trading.' Never saw the noob again. I got this noob banned twice. He never messaged me on a new account. Either he got smart, or he got an IP ban. And all this because the idiot made fun of me for having better armor. :twisted: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Bump. Sorry, I can't think of anything offhand. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse_Renard Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Hmm, Lemmie think, Oh yeah, I have 'un. Noob:*Radomly Trades me* Me:*Being the most poorest member EVAR, and never sure when someone will give me 500k for free accepts* Noob offers some noobs stuff and money. Me:? Noob:Money plz! So if you don't get the point, He was selling money... For money... :wall: CLICK THE IMAGE TO GO TRY SHARK ATTACK DANGIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yandn94 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 N00b: Where to get arrows? Me: I sell em N00b: Ill buy some Me:Bronze, Iron, Silver, Mithril, Adamant? erm.. you should change that i think. and people, please post what do you think about what i posted earlier? (page 144) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugged99 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 me: Selling extra bone bolts (only 5 ea) my clan chat plz Noob: *goes into my clan chat* hey why are u ripping ppl off? Me:?! im sorta providing a service to ppl who wantd extra bolts *we're at pest control btw* Noob: sell at 4 ea, u scammer --- our conversation was something like that..give or take funny thing is he was a lvl 121.. Help Tip.it create a new RANGED MAX HIT CALCULATOR ~ crossbows, darts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skreeran1 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Check this out: Noob Scammer: Hey I just got full dragon and 5 mil for free!!! Me: That's great, who are you? Noob Scammer: I don't know, your just on my friends list for some reason. Me: Ah, telling everyone you know, i see. Noob Scammer: All you have to do is go to this site: [insert site here] *I reports for website advertising* Me: Cool Noob Scammer: So are you going to get Dragon or 5 mil? Me: Dragon, I can sell it for more than 5 mil. Noob Scammer: Yeah, that's what I did. Me: Cool Noob Scammer: So have you gone yet? *it's been 60 seconds so I report him for password scamming* Me: Yeah Noob Scammer: Okay Noob Scammer: I'm talking to the owner now. Me: Awesome Noob Scammer: You wanna talk to him? U no, to ask him for more stuff?? Me: Nah, full D is plenty Noob Scammer: That's wierd, he says you haven't gone yet Noob Scammer: You sure you went? Me: Yep, it takes a few minutes to log someone's IP Noob Scammer: Ah, ok. *Noob Scammer logs* Fix Boss Monster Drops for teams!!!Tip.it ForumsZybez Community ForumsRSOF Quick find: 24-25-592-54824756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 N00b: Where to get arrows? Me: I sell em N00b: Ill buy some Me:Bronze, Iron, Silver, Mithril, Adamant? erm.. you should change that i think. and people, please post what do you think about what i posted earlier? (page 144) Yea, uh, you were kinda the noob there...or at least a noob there. Insults (lumbridge gold spawn part) really don't help your argument. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingofthecav Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 found this in the Rants section of RSOF, but i don't know how to make bigger...any help?(without having to click) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 me: Selling extra bone bolts (only 5 ea) my clan chat plz Noob: *goes into my clan chat* hey why are u ripping ppl off? Me:?! im sorta providing a service to ppl who wantd extra bolts *we're at pest control btw* Noob: sell at 4 ea, u scammer --- our conversation was something like that..give or take funny thing is he was a lvl 121.. I feel a bit mixed about this chat. I think he is allowed to sell at his own prices(WOW, 1 gold piece extra if you cannot get there, big whoop). It is kinda sad that he is a lv 121 doing that, probably a PC product who is starting quests. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopspe Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 him:HIYA. me:im a dinosaur him:i guess high lvls get to be dinosaurs, is that why you have that dino hood on(New halloween thing) me:yep WHAT AN IDIOT :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: Mizzou is ballin'!Illini are fallin'!Kansas is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghras Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Player:Hi ill sell you this Barbed Spear 400k! (As im low level i think he expected that i didnt know the prices) Me:Um No thanks Player:Fine 300k! Me:I dont want your barbed spear Player:Noob! Then he logs it was funny =X Proud Mother Of Two GirlsProud Player Of Rune ScapeProud And Loveing Angel Maghras Strong As A Robot =X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yandn94 Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Yea, uh, you were kinda the noob there...or at least a noob there. Insults (lumbridge gold spawn part) really don't help your argument. Yeah, I know I acted like a noob there when I had insulted him (yeah, the Lumbridge spawn was an especially stupid part, i agree) I said when i posted that i acted like a noob, too. But really, how could he think about saying that I am a 34 years old man who has no life, plays runescape everyday and still lives with his mother!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Check this out: Noob Scammer: Hey I just got full dragon and 5 mil for free!!! Me: That's great, who are you? Noob Scammer: I don't know, your just on my friends list for some reason. Me: Ah, telling everyone you know, i see. Noob Scammer: All you have to do is go to this site: [insert site here] *I reports for website advertising* Me: Cool Noob Scammer: So are you going to get Dragon or 5 mil? Me: Dragon, I can sell it for more than 5 mil. Noob Scammer: Yeah, that's what I did. Me: Cool Noob Scammer: So have you gone yet? *it's been 60 seconds so I report him for password scamming* Me: Yeah Noob Scammer: Okay Noob Scammer: I'm talking to the owner now. Me: Awesome Noob Scammer: You wanna talk to him? U no, to ask him for more stuff?? Me: Nah, full D is plenty Noob Scammer: That's wierd, he says you haven't gone yet Noob Scammer: You sure you went? Me: Yep, it takes a few minutes to log someone's IP Noob Scammer: Ah, ok. *Noob Scammer logs* aaaaaaagh! u were wearing a wire! Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol000999 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 May I ask whats the point in this thread all it's doing is making fun of people for being new to the game. We were all new once and if you say the word "Noob" I have no respect for you. Seriously this is quite Jerk like behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 found this in the Rants section of RSOF, but i don't know how to make bigger...any help?(without having to click) I"m Jewish :( Stupid Jagex being racist :XD: jk jk Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purewcnub Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 *figthing in castlewars* Noob-Prayer noob! Me- Lol ( using protect from melee) Noob- I'll kill you! I hit 20-19 dds spec and he dies =) Goals: 94 magic94 ranged55 slayerAddy gloves-done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skreeran1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 May I ask whats the point in this thread all it's doing is making fun of people for being new to the game. We were all new once and if you say the word "Noob" I have no respect for you. Seriously this is quite Jerk like behavior.Actually, "newb" means new to the game. Noob mean annoying person who's trying to either get out of working (by scamming you, begging you, etc.) or simply is trying to hurt someone's feelings. We're making fun of scammers, beggers, flamers, and the like. :) Most of us are very friendly to honest people. Fix Boss Monster Drops for teams!!!Tip.it ForumsZybez Community ForumsRSOF Quick find: 24-25-592-54824756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJGM Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 A noob walks into a bar.. *ouch* My blog to *100cb F2P* :XD: Check it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 A noob walks into a bar.. *ouch* When I walk into a bar it somehow jumps back and apoligises for beign in my way. Same thing for trees in the forest :XD: Either that or I get tackled by drunks who want my stuff, if its that kind of bar. And by drunks I mean noobs, and by tackled I mean scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Check out this rude and noobish guy: He rudely insulted me for not hitting high with dds, while he did, so I called up the LuckScape thing... which got me insulted some more. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Check out this rude and noobish guy: He rudely insulted me for not hitting high with dds, while he did, so I called up the LuckScape thing... which got me insulted some more. #-o What's funny is he has almost 100 combat and doesn't have 1k total yet :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol000999 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 May I ask whats the point in this thread all it's doing is making fun of people for being new to the game. We were all new once and if you say the word "Noob" I have no respect for you. Seriously this is quite Jerk like behavior.Actually, "newb" means new to the game. Noob mean annoying person who's trying to either get out of working (by scamming you, begging you, etc.) or simply is trying to hurt someone's feelings. We're making fun of scammers, beggers, flamers, and the like. :) Most of us are very friendly to honest people. Maybe I've lost some knowledge over the years but when I first joined (04) it meant someone new as short for "Newbie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calypsan Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I was thinking it stood for both. D: Someone called me a n00b once because he got to a goblin in that weird part between Lumbridge and Al-Kharid, and I was a level eighteen. I told him it was real smart coming from a level six. XD Didn't think to screenshot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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