February 20, 201115 yr Missed some of conv but thought this was funny Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide]
February 20, 201115 yr Missed some of conv but thought this was funny Did you get the medal? :-( [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111
February 22, 201115 yr The amount of beggars since free trade returned is mind boggling :-( Still I had a guy the other day who wanted to log into my account so he could take pictures of my bank.. I told him I'd e-mail him a pic but he said that wouldn't work. Then he tried the whole moderator thing. He was really desperate as well to get my pass :-P Notable solo drops: x3 Bandos boots, x2 Dragonic Visage, x2 Bandos Tassets, x1 Bandos Hilt, x1 Bandos Chestplate
February 23, 201115 yr The amount of beggars since free trade returned is mind boggling :-( Still I had a guy the other day who wanted to log into my account so he could take pictures of my bank.. I told him I'd e-mail him a pic but he said that wouldn't work. Then he tried the whole moderator thing. He was really desperate as well to get my pass :-P Well played by the wanna be hacker, a true pro #-o
February 23, 201115 yr If all else fails, blatantly ask if you can just have their password. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
May 21, 201115 yr If all else fails, blatantly ask if you can just have their password.I did that to an obvious scammer. got muted for a week. :wall: I'm a Brony and proud of it!
May 21, 201115 yr :mellow:I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!! :mrgreen: [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide]
May 21, 201115 yr Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list... Lol ^ somewhere close to an alter. You have to be pretty dumb to not get that joke :/Where is the fun part? A friend asking for help? :rolleyes: LOL ALSO:BAZZ THE BOT ROCKS! :thumbup:
May 23, 201115 yr I've only read through the last page, but the pics I've seen are hilarious! I'll have to start screenshotting my fail conversations. :)
June 1, 201115 yr Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago. *Walking around, minding my own business.**A wild beggar appears!" He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?" Me: "Yes I CAN." *He keeps trading me*He: "Trade." Me: "No." He: "U said u were gonna give money." Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give." *I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something." He: "Give 1m." Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!" *Ignored**He follows me for some time still and then leaves." I just love to do that. :smile: "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.
June 1, 201115 yr Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago. *Walking around, minding my own business.**A wild beggar appears!" He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?" Me: "Yes I CAN." *He keeps trading me*He: "Trade." Me: "No." He: "U said u were gonna give money." Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give." *I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something." He: "Give 1m." Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!" *Ignored**He follows me for some time still and then leaves." I just love to do that. :smile: That's a poor way to train a dog. If you teach him that being annoying will get him what he wants, he'll just keep annoying other people.
June 1, 201115 yr a classic from the ge | | | A Blog to Bathtubs for BeginnersQuest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-201299 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/201299 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/201399 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013 | 99 Smithing 22/8/2013 99 Crafting 19/12/2013 | 99 Cooking 15/1/2014 | 99 Agility 25/1/2014 | 99 Thieving 01/02/201499 Construction 21/04/2014 | 99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014 | 99 Fishing 17/04/2014 | 99 Mining 23/07/201599 Divination 27/07/2015 | 99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015 | 99 Hunter 20/08/2015 | Maxed 20/08/2015
June 2, 201115 yr Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago. *Walking around, minding my own business.**A wild beggar appears!" He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?" Me: "Yes I CAN." *He keeps trading me*He: "Trade." Me: "No." He: "U said u were gonna give money." Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give." *I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something." He: "Give 1m." Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!" *Ignored**He follows me for some time still and then leaves." I just love to do that. :smile: That's a poor way to train a dog. If you teach him that being annoying will get him what he wants, he'll just keep annoying other people.I hoped he would understand that when you beg...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2vrPpmJOA&feature=related "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.
July 10, 201114 yr Saw one of those "money doublers" at ge, conversation went something like this: Doubler: Doubling money test me Player: 1 trade? Doubler: No i'll lose my stuff! #-o From the empty days of hope, deny the darknessFollow my voice, we'll run far away from hereIf only to hide, to escape this lifeAnd live forever, forever in the sun
July 14, 201114 yr Noob: Do you have any 99s? Me: Nope Noob: How do you get one anyway? Me: Ummm, train the skill till it reaches 99.... Noob: No, I mean the cool capes. Me: Oh, there are certain people, one for each skill, that will sell them to you. Noob: So i have to buy it? What is it like 10, 15k? Me: Nope, 99k. Noob: WOAH, how would anyone every get that much money? Me: I have a couple million in gold often, and others have billions. Noob: No way..... Noob: I'm pretty good, only have one level 1 and that's Slayer. Me: Good for you. Noob: How do you do it anyway? Me: What? Slayer? Noob: Yeah. Me: Dude I could talk to you forever abut all things Runescape, but hows about you go check the Knowledge Base. Noob: Whats that? Me: Something you read for knowledge. Noob: Ugh, I hate reading. Me: That explains a lot. Noob: What? Ummmmm, okay where's the Knowledge Base. Me: Very first page of website. Have fun. At this point he logs, and then comes back in a few minutes talking about how he now knows how to slay and is going to go do it lol. =D>
July 14, 201114 yr At least you should feel good about helping someone play the game. I remember being a noob myself too. But that was the time of RSC where you were on your own, no knowledge bases. Quest cape since 11th July 99 Farming 4th February 99 Cooking 31st August
July 14, 201114 yr Noob: Do you have any 99s? Me: Nope Noob: How do you get one anyway? Me: Ummm, train the skill till it reaches 99.... Noob: No, I mean the cool capes. Me: Oh, there are certain people, one for each skill, that will sell them to you. Noob: So i have to buy it? What is it like 10, 15k? Me: Nope, 99k. Noob: WOAH, how would anyone every get that much money? Me: I have a couple million in gold often, and others have billions. Noob: No way..... Noob: I'm pretty good, only have one level 1 and that's Slayer. Me: Good for you. Noob: How do you do it anyway? Me: What? Slayer? Noob: Yeah. Me: Dude I could talk to you forever abut all things Runescape, but hows about you go check the Knowledge Base. Noob: Whats that? Me: Something you read for knowledge. Noob: Ugh, I hate reading. Me: That explains a lot. Noob: What? Ummmmm, okay where's the Knowledge Base. Me: Very first page of website. Have fun. At this point he logs, and then comes back in a few minutes talking about how he now knows how to slay and is going to go do it lol. =D> Should have done some self promoting and directed him here ;)
July 14, 201114 yr It seems noobs are ever more incapable of just figuring the game out on their own. I suppose it's inevitable with all the 12 year old that have always been a part of the RS userbase, but I've only started to take note in the last two or three years. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau
July 14, 201114 yr Same guy as my first post, different conversation. Noob: Whats your con lv? Me: 66 Noob: Darn, I need an alter so I can get extra prayer xp. Me: Sounds like a good idea, but gilded alter is 75 con right? Noob: Yeah, but with ice drag bones I can get 10k xp per bone Me: Frost drags you mean? Yeah those bones are like 14k each and you said 99k was a lot of money earlier Noob: Well its worth it Me: Even if you were lv 50, you would need 2 something mil to get to 60 Noob: Well I'm 65 Me: 65 prayer? Noob: Ohhh, no 65 combat 32 prayer Me: Right so like 1.8 mil to get from 32 to 50 Noob: Yeah, thats a lot of money, guess I'll go mine some more granite it gets me the big $$$$$ you know? Me: Right.... Not as funny as the first conversation, but still pretty amusing.
July 14, 201114 yr ^Reminds me of when I mined coal in barbarian village for money. :D On a good day I could make up to 50K lol Owner of a comp cape since February 11th 2012.
July 14, 201114 yr Easy, this is from ages and ages ago but: Noob: Selling rare black lobbies 50k each!! Me: (playing along with him) I'll buy them let me get my money Noob: Ok just do it quick cuz I don't wanna get reported for scamming Just wow...
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