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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Missed some of conv but thought this was funny

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Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod!

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Missed some of conv but thought this was funny

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Did you get the medal? :-(

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Missed some of conv but thought this was funny

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That guy was probably legit.

The amount of beggars since free trade returned is mind boggling :-(

Still I had a guy the other day who wanted to log into my account so he could take pictures of my bank.. I told him I'd e-mail him a pic but he said that wouldn't work. Then he tried the whole moderator thing. He was really desperate as well to get my pass :-P

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The amount of beggars since free trade returned is mind boggling :-(

Still I had a guy the other day who wanted to log into my account so he could take pictures of my bank.. I told him I'd e-mail him a pic but he said that wouldn't work. Then he tried the whole moderator thing. He was really desperate as well to get my pass :-P

 

Well played by the wanna be hacker, a true pro #-o

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  • 2 months later...

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I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!!

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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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Lol ^ somewhere close to an alter. You have to be pretty dumb to not get that joke :/

Where is the fun part? A friend asking for help? :rolleyes:

 

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LOL

 

 

ALSO:

BAZZ THE BOT ROCKS! :thumbup:

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I've only read through the last page, but the pics I've seen are hilarious! I'll have to start screenshotting my fail conversations. :)

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  • 2 weeks later...

Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago.

 

 

*Walking around, minding my own business.*

*A wild beggar appears!"

 

 

He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?"

 

Me: "Yes I CAN."

 

*He keeps trading me*

He: "Trade."

 

Me: "No."

 

He: "U said u were gonna give money."

 

Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give."

 

*I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*

Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something."

 

He: "Give 1m."

 

Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!"

 

*Ignored*

*He follows me for some time still and then leaves."

 

 

I just love to do that. :smile:

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago.

 

 

*Walking around, minding my own business.*

*A wild beggar appears!"

 

 

He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?"

 

Me: "Yes I CAN."

 

*He keeps trading me*

He: "Trade."

 

Me: "No."

 

He: "U said u were gonna give money."

 

Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give."

 

*I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*

Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something."

 

He: "Give 1m."

 

Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!"

 

*Ignored*

*He follows me for some time still and then leaves."

 

 

I just love to do that. :smile:

 

That's a poor way to train a dog. If you teach him that being annoying will get him what he wants, he'll just keep annoying other people.

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a classic from the ge

 

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Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

99 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013  |  99 Smithing 22/8/2013 

99 Crafting 19/12/2013  |  99 Cooking 15/1/2014  |  99 Agility 25/1/2014  |  99 Thieving 01/02/2014

99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

99 Divination 27/07/2015  |  99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015  |  99 Hunter 20/08/2015  | Maxed 20/08/2015

Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago.

 

 

*Walking around, minding my own business.*

*A wild beggar appears!"

 

 

He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?"

 

Me: "Yes I CAN."

 

*He keeps trading me*

He: "Trade."

 

Me: "No."

 

He: "U said u were gonna give money."

 

Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give."

 

*I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*

Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something."

 

He: "Give 1m."

 

Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!"

 

*Ignored*

*He follows me for some time still and then leaves."

 

 

I just love to do that. :smile:

 

That's a poor way to train a dog. If you teach him that being annoying will get him what he wants, he'll just keep annoying other people.

I hoped he would understand that when you beg...

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"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

  • 1 month later...

Saw one of those "money doublers" at ge, conversation went something like this:

 

Doubler: Doubling money test me

 

Player: 1 trade?

 

Doubler: No i'll lose my stuff!

 

#-o

From the empty days of hope, deny the darkness
Follow my voice, we'll run far away from here

If only to hide, to escape this life
And live forever, forever in the sun

Noob: Do you have any 99s?

 

Me: Nope

 

Noob: How do you get one anyway?

 

Me: Ummm, train the skill till it reaches 99....

 

Noob: No, I mean the cool capes.

 

Me: Oh, there are certain people, one for each skill, that will sell them to you.

 

Noob: So i have to buy it? What is it like 10, 15k?

 

Me: Nope, 99k.

 

Noob: WOAH, how would anyone every get that much money?

 

Me: I have a couple million in gold often, and others have billions.

 

Noob: No way.....

 

Noob: I'm pretty good, only have one level 1 and that's Slayer.

 

Me: Good for you.

 

Noob: How do you do it anyway?

 

Me: What? Slayer?

 

Noob: Yeah.

 

Me: Dude I could talk to you forever abut all things Runescape, but hows about you go check the Knowledge Base.

 

Noob: Whats that?

 

Me: Something you read for knowledge.

 

Noob: Ugh, I hate reading.

 

Me: That explains a lot.

 

Noob: What? Ummmmm, okay where's the Knowledge Base.

 

Me: Very first page of website. Have fun.

 

 

At this point he logs, and then comes back in a few minutes talking about how he now knows how to slay and is going to go do it lol. =D>

At least you should feel good about helping someone play the game. I remember being a noob myself too. But that was the time of RSC where you were on your own, no knowledge bases.

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Noob: Do you have any 99s?

 

Me: Nope

 

Noob: How do you get one anyway?

 

Me: Ummm, train the skill till it reaches 99....

 

Noob: No, I mean the cool capes.

 

Me: Oh, there are certain people, one for each skill, that will sell them to you.

 

Noob: So i have to buy it? What is it like 10, 15k?

 

Me: Nope, 99k.

 

Noob: WOAH, how would anyone every get that much money?

 

Me: I have a couple million in gold often, and others have billions.

 

Noob: No way.....

 

Noob: I'm pretty good, only have one level 1 and that's Slayer.

 

Me: Good for you.

 

Noob: How do you do it anyway?

 

Me: What? Slayer?

 

Noob: Yeah.

 

Me: Dude I could talk to you forever abut all things Runescape, but hows about you go check the Knowledge Base.

 

Noob: Whats that?

 

Me: Something you read for knowledge.

 

Noob: Ugh, I hate reading.

 

Me: That explains a lot.

 

Noob: What? Ummmmm, okay where's the Knowledge Base.

 

Me: Very first page of website. Have fun.

 

 

At this point he logs, and then comes back in a few minutes talking about how he now knows how to slay and is going to go do it lol. =D>

 

Should have done some self promoting and directed him here ;)

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You actually can as well considering Tip.it is a platinum fansite. :P

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It seems noobs are ever more incapable of just figuring the game out on their own. I suppose it's inevitable with all the 12 year old that have always been a part of the RS userbase, but I've only started to take note in the last two or three years.


"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

Same guy as my first post, different conversation.

 

Noob: Whats your con lv?

 

Me: 66

 

Noob: Darn, I need an alter so I can get extra prayer xp.

 

Me: Sounds like a good idea, but gilded alter is 75 con right?

 

Noob: Yeah, but with ice drag bones I can get 10k xp per bone

 

Me: Frost drags you mean? Yeah those bones are like 14k each and you said 99k was a lot of money earlier

 

Noob: Well its worth it

 

Me: Even if you were lv 50, you would need 2 something mil to get to 60

 

Noob: Well I'm 65

 

Me: 65 prayer?

 

Noob: Ohhh, no 65 combat 32 prayer

 

Me: Right so like 1.8 mil to get from 32 to 50

 

Noob: Yeah, thats a lot of money, guess I'll go mine some more granite it gets me the big $$$$$ you know?

 

Me: Right....

 

 

Not as funny as the first conversation, but still pretty amusing.

^Reminds me of when I mined coal in barbarian village for money. :D On a good day I could make up to 50K lol

Owner of a comp cape since February 11th 2012.

Easy, this is from ages and ages ago but:

 

Noob: Selling rare black lobbies 50k each!!

 

Me: (playing along with him) I'll buy them let me get my money

 

Noob: Ok just do it quick cuz I don't wanna get reported for scamming

 

 

Just wow...

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