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somthing I find weird is how every "noob" knows how to report...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but anyway,

 

 

 

I was in world 1 buying oak logs so a noob offers me 19304 (xome weird number. I figure it was a scam, but I went through with it, sure enough he switched it to 1930.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i keep buying oaks and about 5 min later, the same noob tries to do it again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I know you al laughing you buts off know, but I found it funny)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also somone said this on offical I think

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: yor banned unless you tell me your pass

 

 

 

person: ok, my pass is: stupidnoob

 

 

 

noob logs out

 

 

 

-2 minutes later-

 

 

 

noob: it didn't work

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

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Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.

Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage

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somthing I find weird is how every "noob" knows how to report...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but anyway,

 

 

 

I was in world 1 buying oak logs so a noob offers me 19304 (xome weird number. I figure it was a scam, but I went through with it, sure enough he switched it to 1930.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i keep buying oaks and about 5 min later, the same noob tries to do it again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I know you al laughing you buts off know, but I found it funny)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also somone said this on offical I think

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: yor banned unless you tell me your pass

 

 

 

person: ok, my pass is: stupidnoob

 

 

 

noob logs out

 

 

 

-2 minutes later-

 

 

 

noob: it didn't work

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeh, that happens all the time to me...you'd think scammers would learn not trade the same people...Yeeash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol at the second one :lol:

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I rember once I was at pest control (we were doing bad) so this level 40 is walkign aroud and says "this world sucks. anyone know a level 100+ world?" and i'm just thinking if we knew a better world, wouldn't we be in it?

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Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.

Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage

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This was the stupidest thing i have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: Selling Magics 950ea.

 

 

 

noob: Hey i can make more then u have rite now.

 

 

 

me: Oh really? How?

 

 

 

noob: well i need to go on your account and take a picture of your magics.

 

 

 

me: and how are you getting on my account.

 

 

 

noob: i have your password.

 

 

 

me: oh ok, what is it.

 

 

 

me: tell me.

 

 

 

noob: NO runescape blocks your ******** (password)

 

 

 

me: O rly? BTW how do you make more magics for me?

 

 

 

me: don't have to tell ( this is were there was a 5 minute silence)

 

 

 

me: please

 

 

 

noob: well i take the photo and then u paste it on runescape.

 

 

 

me: is that possible?

 

 

 

me: i think you lying.

 

 

 

noob: no i made 500 cooked chickens when i had 12.

 

 

 

me: Wow you must be good.

 

 

 

noob: yea im 1337 H4x.

 

 

 

me: oh ok then lol.

 

 

 

me: So you take the photo and then you paste it into the inventory right?

 

 

 

noob: yea don't tell anyone it confuses java script.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now come on i give this kid $5 for imagination but seriously i couldn't stop laughing. :XD:

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Guy: "I can upgrade your sword to r00n"

 

 

 

Me: "So why isn't your sword r00n?"

 

 

 

Me: "Huh?"

 

 

 

Guy after 3 minutes: "Yeh.."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

check out my site 4 stupid coversations =P~ I have even taken screenshots of single moment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just Wanted To Say Necro

 

 

 

I Read Your Whole Site Lol

 

 

 

I Think It's Great What You Do

 

 

 

Also It's Great How People Act.

 

 

 

Necro Add Me Sometime I Wana Talk To Ya.

 

 

 

Also I Have One Here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:*Training Range On Lessers*

 

 

 

Noob:I Bet I Have More Money Than You.

 

 

 

Me: Oh Ya? Well, How Much Do You Have Then

 

 

 

Noob: 1000Mill

 

 

 

Me: That's Very Cool, But I Have 1000Trill

 

 

 

Noob: omfg Really How???

 

 

 

Me: Well See, You Need To First Go Get All Your Money And Come Back And Let The Demons Kill You

 

 

 

Noob: Be Right Back

 

 

 

The Most Funniest Thing Is..He Did It

 

 

 

Noob: *Comes Back* Well I'm Back

 

 

 

Me: Now All You Do Is Now Run All The Way To Falador And Back Here, But On The Way Do Emotes, And Say Your a Noob. Then Come Back here And If I'm Gone, You'll Have The Money..

 

 

 

Noob: Ok, Do I Have To Press Any Buttons?

 

 

 

Me: Only the Ones To Say "Your Stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I then Waited For Him To Leave Then Hopped..

 

 

 

I Found It Funny Cause My Friend In That World Ended Up Telling Me He Say A Idiot Running To Fally Saying He Was A Nub, Yes This Is Real..And Well People Are Stupid :D

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one time this happends

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Your mom

 

 

 

Me:double u tf???

 

 

 

Noob you heard me your mom

 

 

 

Me:ok *walks on north*

 

 

 

Noob:*follows* i btcha i can kill you

 

 

 

Me:thats good now leave

 

 

 

Noob:*as we enter wildy*why cant i attck you!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Me:because im 19 lvs higher than you

 

 

 

we keep walking sooner or later he attacks

 

 

 

Me:you know your a warrior with full iron i am a mage

 

 

 

Noob:*still attcking*so what

 

 

 

Me:*castest wind blast*this

 

 

 

Noob:*runs*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never got to kill him shoud have gone deeper

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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I was in Varrock west bank and I saw a guy standing there saying "free farts"

 

 

 

So I traded him and there was nothing there. So he said "You can't see farts"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some people are really strange sometimes. :XD:

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Just happened, in Falador east bank:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: selling 300 coal noted 50k!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This other guy trades with me and offerd 12 coal, the brainless fool. I think Jagex should release a lvl 999 evil chicken on all the players who don't know the difference between buying and selling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: *dicline trade*

 

 

 

him: noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I note that his combat lvl is lower then mine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: You are the noob here, not me

 

 

 

me: and you are stupid too.

 

 

 

him: i'm not stupid!

 

 

 

me: no, of course not

 

 

 

me: most people don't know the difference between selling and buying

 

 

 

me: or 300 and 12

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Also just happened:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was mining coal in the mining guild, wearing full rune (g), team-19 cape, gold gloves and gold boots. Then this guy comes to me and sais: "Get chicken feet. They are brighter."

 

 

 

Who the bleep does he think he is? My clothing advisor?

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Got a new one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: How many chunks do i have to get !?!?!?!

 

 

 

RandomPerson: 50, Hey i`ll make you a deal.

 

 

 

Me: What deal?

 

 

 

RandomPerson: i`ll sell you 20 for 1mil ea, There good they give you 5mil exp for any stat

 

 

 

Me: Woah No Thanks.

 

 

 

RandomPerson: you Censored noob, Buy them of me u Censored Censored Censored idiot or i`ll report for item scamming Censored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lucky there was a mod there helping out newbies, So i told him about it and then he started flaming my mother. So then i ignored him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

20 minutes later i am woodcutting and then this lvl 109 comes, and says this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lvl 109: I will get you banned noob.

 

 

 

Me: What ever you reckon, Your the one that is going to get banned.

 

 

 

lvl 109: How?? CENSORED

 

 

 

Me: Wait a few weeks from now =)

 

 

 

lvl 109: CENSORED you i got friends in high places and they will ban you.

 

 

 

Me: Well they must be tall then, Then he started talking about my mother again. So i ignored him and reported him :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't you think a well respected lvl 109 would no better than this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!

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I'm really had it with him...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me and about 5 other guys were mining in the guild. one of them starts to say: "Mine! Mine" about the rocks. i find that not kind.

 

 

 

me: is your name on it?

 

 

 

him: yes

 

 

 

me: liar. there are no names on them

 

 

 

him, u froob

 

 

 

*i notice that his cb lvl is about 10 lvls lower then mine*

 

 

 

me: i have a higher combat lvl then you

 

 

 

me: so you are a froob, not me

 

 

 

him: combat lvl doesn't matter, total lvl does

 

 

 

me: So what's your total lvl?

 

 

 

him: 750

 

 

 

me: wow

 

 

 

me: mine's 809

 

 

 

*that's true*

 

 

 

him: so?

 

 

 

me: you are a froob, not me

 

 

 

me: froob!

 

 

 

him: but i don't act black like u do

 

 

 

*what the hech does he mean with that?*

 

 

 

me:...

 

 

 

me: i don't act black

 

 

 

him: u r a racist

 

 

 

*wtf? this is going too far*

 

 

 

me: yeah, right

 

 

 

me: m fianc̮̩̉̉e has blood of 6 different nationalities

 

 

 

*that also is true*

 

 

 

me: so... i am a racist?

 

 

 

him: yeah and you're 60 years old

 

 

 

him: you're just an adult without a life

 

 

 

me: an adult, indeed

 

 

 

*i'm 18 years old. In my country, that's adult*

 

 

 

me: but i think i lived more than you will have when you're 80

 

 

 

*wich also is true, i passed trough lots of things during my life...*

 

 

 

then i went to the bank. I'm curious if he ill say anything else.

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this is kind of short, but....

 

 

 

ok i was teleing to lumbridge(the one with no runes), from karamja because i was going to go to varrock and i wanted to save time.

 

 

 

when i started teleing,

 

 

 

noob(lvl 37 or so):Noob, ur teleing to lumbridge!!!!!noob!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:....

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I just walk into goblin village and a lv 49 noob walk up to me (i was lv 43)

 

Noob Rang noob

 

Noob i could own you any day wildy

 

Noob Noob

 

me i'm not all range

 

weild rune scimmy and sheild

 

me noob

 

noob runs away

But seriously, I will kill you all

I am back for realz this time I promise now that I am a member :p

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I was out in Al Kharid fighting random men and a guy comes up to me and says "You stole my name!!!!!!!!". I look and the guys name is "Robber43653" (Not really, but VERY similar).

 

 

 

I turn to him, hoping I can get him to understand what my name means, and I say "There are lots of people named Robert". He says "w/e n00b".

 

 

 

I was laughing so hard!

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I arrive at Moss Giants for some good old fashion strength training....

 

 

 

Him:Leave noob

 

Me: Nah

 

Him: Ok

 

Him: Friends?

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

This happens alot there....

 

 

 

Now for my one...

 

 

 

noob: U R 1337! wutz th4t 4rm0ur?!

 

me: It's guthans, and please dont talk in leet speak.

 

noob: R3p0r13D!

 

me: sorry?

 

noob: R3p0r13d!

 

me: again, what?

 

noob: I said, my dear fellow. That I have reported you.

 

me: what for?

 

noob: for not appreciating the way in which I like to speak.

 

me: I can't be reported for that

 

noob: (silence for about 2 minutes) n00b! (then he logged)

 

 

 

Just goes to show that no matter how hard they try to talk in a chivalrous manner they just cant pull it off without their brains being overheated...

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