As much as I'd like to believe little kids actually wrote these, I don't think they did :\

I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature...

 

Agreed, after realizing this I couldn't find the hilarity in these.

 

/ragequit

 

 

 

I'm going to be a hater and say there wasn't really anything 'spectacular' in there, except the gold digger, but even after you think of how it is altered, it's just not funny, or there' no humour.

KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS!!!

 

 

 

Kristin is an idiot.

 

I agree. She seems to have been led on by adults in her life to believe in God rather than having the choice herself.

 

 

 

I agree too. She also needs to realize that you do not have to be stuck with anyone as long as you are willing to divorce them or murder them.

 

I too agree. She also needs to realize that Google can't directly force you to marry someone, but with its AI technology, it can con people into marrying you.

 

 

 

For the above: "Google is God" reference, and "Eagle Eye" reference.

I remember reading all these types of 'Kids answers to questions' in emails and newspapers. I don't think they are real, and someone has made them up. But yeh they were pretty funny.

I saw these before. Not that funny in my opinion.

Boys need someone to clean up after them.

 

 

 

Apparently so does my girlfriend.

 

 

 

23 years is forever.I disagree.Only the school years are forever.And the holidays.Which is everyday except the weekend is forever.

I find it hard to believe that they were all said by kids. Some of them are far too cynical or laden with a dry wit to come from someone that age.

That's cute but I thought it was an actual topic/discussion on "how to decide who to marry". I clicked on it all happily and then became a little disappointed. Although not completely disappointed because those comments were way cute.

Are kids becoming more intelligent with the times? Damn!

 

I was under the impression that it was going in the opposite direction.

 

 

 

Y'see, I peg child intelligence directly with the quality of shows on Cartoon Network. And CN sucks now. Maybe this method is the wrong way to go about it.

Kristin is an idiot.

 

I agree. She seems to have been led on by adults in her life to believe in God rather than having the choice herself.

 

 

 

I agree too. She also needs to realize that you do not have to be stuck with anyone as long as you are willing to divorce them or murder them.

 

I too agree. She also needs to realize that Google can't directly force you to marry someone, but with its AI technology, it can con people into marrying you.

 

 

 

For the above: "Google is God" reference, and "Eagle Eye" reference.

 

 

 

Oh, I see what you did there.

 

 

 

I don't think these are funny. That 8 year-old kid talking about sex, that's wierd. :|

Are kids becoming more intelligent with the times? Damn!

 

I was under the impression that it was going in the opposite direction.

 

 

 

Y'see, I peg child intelligence directly with the quality of shows on Cartoon Network. And CN sucks now. Maybe this method is the wrong way to go about it.

 

 

 

I use the same method, and I think it works. On my bus for school I had a ten minute debate with a kid having to explain to him that stealing was wrong (yes society is doomed).

 

 

 

 

 

That 8 year-old kid talking about sex, that's wierd

 

Finally someone agrees with me lol

Quite obviously kids didn't write those, the grammar is perfect and most opinions are that of a mid-teen or later. If you didn't provide a source I'd have guessed you wrote it yourself.

^ Nah, I've seen some of those before.

Obviously they didn't quote those kids word-for-word, which I suppose you wouldn't know unless you live in a country where subtitles for TV shows are used a lot. During interviews with people who aren't especially fluent in the language they're speaking, you obviously won't read every grammar mistake and poor sentence structure in the subtitle. The sentences will be cleaned up, but the message will still be there. They'll just - in some cases - be much more articulate and better phrased. That's why these sentences sound like they came from people much older.

 

 

 

I don't see anything wrong with that, either.

 

 

 

I don't think these answers were made-up by some journalist either. I worked in a kindergarten a few years ago, with 2-4 year olds, and some of the things they said were pure gold; ripe with nonchalance and wit, could just as well have come out of a 64-year old. So I wouldn't be surprised if these sentences did come from 8-year olds. Unless they're in trouble, kids are just brutally honest about everything, and smarter than most people give them credit for.

This reminds me of when some kid was pretending to shoot me when I was walking down the road, and I told him killing people wasn't cool.

 

He said he was going to join the army so he could get a gun and shoot me :|

 

 

 

 

 

About the grammar: I thought tif was all for it? And besides, people speak very well-grammared in their own language. And 8 - 10 years old isn't dumb =P

 

An 8 year old mentioning sex though, is sorta weird.

Is it better to be single or married?

 

I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out.

 

Theodore, age 8

 

 

 

 

 

lmao!

 

 

 

Rofl...just noticed this one :o

 

 

 

I've noticed that one as well. :)

 

 

 

It's amazing how much your ideology changes once you start to "mature".

very few of their answers were funny at al

Pam needs to be removed from the face of the Earth #-o

Well, I thought this was a real thread for relationship advice... so I'll answer based on my original impression.

 

 

 

Marry the girl/guy who's there with you when you're at your lowest, when you aren't doing so well. That's how you know they love you for you.

^ Faaaiiiillll. :wall:

 

That picture is less funny then the actual thing.

Hilarious. -.-

 

 

 

Because 6-10 year olds really speak with vocabularys stretching that far and the power to masterfully contort the english language around it.

 

Do it properly and all you'd get is "you're poopy"...possibly.

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

 

Martin, age 10

 

 

 

Er... ya that is, more or less, true. :geek: