Harakiri Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I watch too many movies and because of that I seem to fight like some weird mix between James Bond/Jason Bourne/Steven Seagall. It's like, I'll throw people over stuff, I punch people everywhere, if they try to strangle me (and this happened once) I head butt them and then throw their head into the wall behind me (which was pretty cool til I got suspended). I know how to break arms and legs if need be, but I never really needed to do that (yet). So basically, I fight like a guy who learned how to fight from movies nad videogames. Which actually works pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 But it is very hard to kick in jeans. I'll give you that. Skinnies :thumbup: Not my style. But it is very hard to kick in jeans. I'll give you that. That's my problem I wear Jeans because I dont really like shorts and I dont like track-pants or anything really. And I kick alot in fights. It sucks more when the fight isn't planned. I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I have dabbled in Kendo. Haven't practised properly for a while now though. Or, sneak attack, stealth sort of things. I'm pretty good at that, very light on my feet, and good reactions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millard Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Kick em in the balls and run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Krav maga if anyone ever points a gun or knife at me. I haven't actually fought anyone recently though. I've always wanted to learn Krav Maga. but as for now, I stick with screaming like a [bleep] and flailing my arms about. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Full force knuckles to the jaw or in the nose, doesn't matter if I get hurt. I never start fights and try to avoid them but it just happens every couple of months (being a skateboarder and hanging around a skatepark with the mall 5 minutes away where all the gangster wannabe's hang out). I was at the skatepark last year and this stupid chav comes around literally asking for beef. He got his and his friends' [wagon] beat. Was pretty funny. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 i just rage :lol: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I don't fight. But I'm 6 Foot 2 anyway, so not many people try to. Surprisingly, I have a short friend who always tries to start a fight. Thank god his punches are super weak. And he calls me a chicken when I don't fight back. Lol. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talset65 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Kick them in the low part of the thigh on the side. Muay Thai move. They feel that. Then proceed to grab their left hand, throw it to their right hand side, exposing their head. Then right elbow to temple. However, most have my fights have been flying kick orientated due to being younger. Tough times don't last. Tough people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skully Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 If I start a fight for any reason, (mostly provocations) I sneak up behind the person and jab them in the back of the neck and between the front and back bones in the shoulders simultaneously, and wait until they give up. If someone starts a fight with me, I usually try to kick them as a distraction and then aim for various exposed pressure points (the wrist is a good one). It works pretty well, actually... Wow that's kinda sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I don't fight. But I'm 6 Foot 2 anyway, so not many people try to. Surprisingly, I have a short friend who always tries to start a fight. Thank god his punches are super weak. And he calls me a chicken when I don't fight back. Lol. Your friend kind of describes me, when I'm with my friends. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Like some of the people here I've never actually gotten into a fight, nor do I plan to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Maybe just because I'm such a nice guy, but no one has ever tried to start a fight with me and I certainly don't go around picking them. Where's the love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Maybe just because I'm such a nice guy, but no one has ever tried to start a fight with me and I certainly don't go around picking them. Where's the love? True that, I don't remember any serious fights in a pretty long time. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Oh wait, I just remembered - I used to fight with my sister quite a lot. I think I tried throwing a chair at her once...More like dropped it on my foot. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I dont fight, if I do, it's not a good fight. Lol so I use my fists. which I'm not going to take a picture of, and I carry a gerber knife on me. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I don't fight. But I'm 6 Foot 2 anyway, so not many people try to. Surprisingly, I have a short friend who always tries to start a fight. Thank god his punches are super weak. And he calls me a chicken when I don't fight back. Lol. In a way, I'm in a similar situation :lol: . I'm 6'3 and of a "Rugby" build so very few will actually try and start on me and I wont start on someone smaller than me so few fights occur. My friend though, he's 5'7 and loves to screw around with people but difference is he's pretty strong for his size so he has no problem throwing a punch if someone screws with him. So whenever he starts a fight, me and my other friend, 6'2, same build are always beside him to make sure nothing bad happens to him. Which ultimately means all the bad stuff happens to us :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haruko Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I don't usually fight, but when the occasion calls for it, I fight cheap. If I'm threatened I'm not above biting, clawing, kicking in tender areas, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexek Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 If I told you I would have to kill you. PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdattack16 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I have never been into an actual fight. The only two physical altercations I ever had: a kid pushed me, I backhanded him across the face and walked away while he just stared at me; and a guy like twice my size wanted to beat me up so I kicked him in the balls and walked away. If I ever got in a fight I'd have to fight dirty. I'm kind of small. Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Mostly i run. But i did a fun move once, grabbed the guy by the shoulders and gave him a headbutt on his head, 1hitKO. Then i walked away like "target terminated" [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just use my legs mainly when I have to fight, and then I run when I finish. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptical Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I took, Kung fu for quite a few years, then learned that 90% of all fights are won by: >Fake right hook >Left to head >Left to stomach >Knee to chest as they collapse/fold over >Right to side of head. Has yet to let me down. "Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security." Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I tend to focus on defence, and then striking hard in weak areas suddenly. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirachicken Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I only use these if someone starts on me first, btw. I'm not violent IRL, I swear. :x Guy; Kick in the face or Balls Girl; Kick in the stomach. Unisex; Pull hair and twist it, drag them down to the ground and kick them. And grab and twist the arm, they always fall to the floor when I squeeze their wrist and twist their arm at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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