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Just saw The Expendables. Ehh.... Meh movie. The non-fire fights were actually fun to watch, but the rest was average at most. Still, after reading about the sequel and the actors Stallone is trying to pull together, I'd love to see the second part.

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Centurion.

 

Decent blood and guts movie. I'd probably not re-watch it, but it was decent, 6.5/7 of 10. It would have been better suited with come crisps.

However, i annoyed me on a few things, which i'll put in a hide tag:

 

[spoiler=hm?]that [bleep] -biXX-without a tongue annoyed me, i understand she's trained in the arts of combat but come on, there's no way she'd defeat the roman dude (even if his tired and battered) she has got no muscles at all! tiny tiny, and her arms were only bone.

the mountain the slept on during the night, couldn't have been more than -1 since they'd died with their poor clothing and no shelter. i still wonder if you'd survive.

interesting that they survived so easily from jumping into the river, that water would be ass cold.

quite poor language for a movie taking part 117 a.d, especially the use of [bleep] -fuXX- which didn't exist

language written on a piece of paper, paper didn't appear in europe until 11th century.

best scene was when the [bleep] who has no muscles and defeats men in fist fights died.

why didn't he kill the 2nd [bleep] in the tent at the end of the movie?

 

 

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Another movie, Smiley Face.

I first had it on my main screen, but it was kinda crappy i quickly figured out.

So i moved it over to my other screen and had it running while playing FM.

Crappy script, never moved forward, nothing really happend, she didn't suit the role.

 

I wouldn't even find it funny i was drunk or high, it was listed as a comedy but i think i laughed in 1 scene, don't remember which one.

It tried to be all philosophical and stuff, but that whole theme failed quite badly.

I still watched the whole god damn thing, i'd gotten more smiles from watching a porno documentary.

 

3/10.

 

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Knight&Day

 

Disappointing is the first word that comes to my mind.

Listed as a bit of comedy and action, but i found the comedy bits dull, i don't think i laughed once, and the action bits... Hm well, the only thing i remember was the bike Cruise jumped off.

I don't know, i just thought it was gonna be sort of more of everything.

I don't know why, since he isn't too old, but Cruise just felt old.

 

5/10.

 

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Finding Bliss

 

A few laughs, a few [bleep] and a bit of easy watching.

I didn't expect more from it, the movie was decent, but the script could have been better and the ending felt rushed. The last 15min went way too fast, which drags the overall score down.

The main actress was a bit pretty.

 

6/10.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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True Grit - Kind of enjoyable but I wasn't crazy about it. You're not missing anything if you don't see it.

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True Grit - Kind of enjoyable but I wasn't crazy about it. You're not missing anything if you don't see it.

Agreed. It was the type of movie that while walking out of the theater you and all your friends agree was solid, but know the next day in retrospect you won't really have much good to say about it.

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Edit: Oh crap. I thought i wrote in the "listening to right now.." thread lol.

Ok uhm, on topic...

 

Atm i'm watching American Summer, and it's been about 60min so far. Hm, i thought it would be more crazy and wild blablabla and more fun. But hm, bit disappointing. I also must say, the lightning is bad, the scenery is quite grey and dull, should be more sunlight.

 

And the main dude, the one who wants into Harvard, sucks kinda bad at acting.

 

The ending of the movie was waaaay too easy.

Nah, wouldn't recommend you to watch this. It sounded like a half-fun plot... But wasn't even a tenth fun.

5/10. I've seen worse, but nothing that i will remember.

 

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Think i might watch OSS 117 Lost In Rio in a min, if i don't decide on some RS. I've seen the first few mins, and it seems funny.

I've watched a god damn big amount of movies the last few weeks, probably 'cause i'm a bit bored.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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Despicable me was the last movie I had seen. Like the best kids' entertainment, this creates a daffy little world all its own. It was a great movie. Funny. Charming. Sweet. The only thing it lacked was story. Go just for laughs. The story verges on absurd but then again it is a fairytale where minions exist and the world's greatest villains have a soft spot for orphans.

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animal kingdom

 

wow was this movie boring and obnoxious. australians with heavy accent mumbling for 2 hours

 

I didn't think it was that bad, it was a bit slow at first but picked up about halfway through.

 

Last movie I saw was True Grit, felt like a typical Coen brothers film.

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My Bloodly Valentine.

 

All I can say is WUT

 

The last quarter of the film doesn't really make any sense at all, although the ending was somewhat alright...

 

Waste of an hour and a half.

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I saw True Grit last night and I thought it was great. Sure, it wasn't amazing filmmaking and you can't take anything really profound away from it, but it didn't really try to do either of those. It entertained and I thought both Jeff Bridges and Matt Damon were hilarious. I laughed the whole way through.

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I watched The Town last night.. I don't see what all the excitement is about. I thought it was meh. It wasn't intense enough for me to really enjoy it. The whole movie seemed very calm except for like 2 parts and to me that just made it boring and kind of slow.

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I watched The Town last night.. I don't see what all the excitement is about. I thought it was meh. It wasn't intense enough for me to really enjoy it. The whole movie seemed very calm except for like 2 parts and to me that just made it boring and kind of slow.

 

that's because it's not an action movie

 

watched tron in 3d. the only thing memorable about it was the line "i fight for the user" or something incredibly cheesy. made me groan and wanted to leave. waste of money

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Ip Man and Ip Man 2.

 

They're based on one of the guys WHO TRAINED FRICKEN BRUCE LEE. It is rightfully kick ass. Usually I hate martial arts films with a passion, but this one had minimal/no wire work and no stupid stuff like flying through the air and running on walls. Solid movie, going to rewatch both of them ALOT.

 

Also, the like 20 minute BOXING VS MARTIAL ARTS fight in the second is one of the best fights I've watched in a movie ever.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g6jc_9OzhI

 

 

 

 

The second one's boxing vs martial arts fight were amazzzing. The table top fight scene though was the only fight in the two movies where you can tell they use wires for some falls and [cabbage] (wish they didn't but oh well)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmRexR0sGs

 

 

 

 

The fight choreography is top notch. Foreign movies rule

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Watched Forrest Gump, so glad now I won't be clueless whenever people reference it.

 

I really liked it, though it was like half spoiled from hearing people talk about it all the time haha.

 

You should have saved time and watched the one minute, one take version.

 

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