November 15, 200718 yr wow... this actually happened while i was reading this forum, but when i switched windows the 2nd time, it glitched, and my screen on RS whited, i didnt get last few pms, BUT, ill say about what they were (the noob is the longer blacked out space I had to switch chat to private only so i could screenie it lol Since people probably wont click the picture, ill type it out noob: are, ***, location? noob: wp me: lol me: sorry, but reported, personal details noob: R U serious? me: Yes, whatever the person, If they break rule I have to report... me: You cant do that (me saying about him asking for details) noob: OMFG I hate nerds like you <---- how does this make me a nerd? reporting rule breakers... me: Wow... havent you ever read the rules? (next black is my friend logging in) Me: You're supposed to read the rules before you play... (he was on my world, so I know hes a member... you need to check a box saying u have at least) noob: ever heard of a girlfriend? <---wtf.. this is so off topic, but he said it me: lol, ya I have one... <---this might be a lie, but it makes noobs stop bothering you sometimes when they ask noob: something like "wow what a noob, get a life" and then he insulted my fake GF Then, i switched back to RuneScape, and it was whited out, cuz my internet lagged a little, I might have missed 2 lines or so that i was gonna screenie after... but whatever.. Hell Wha? confused. He was asking for personal details?
November 15, 200718 yr Wha? confused. He was asking for personal details?im not specialist but asl (age (!) sex location (!) ) is asking for details , isnt it ?
November 15, 200718 yr the other day i was walking in camelot and i was wielding my holy water vials (from Legends) and a guy told me: "Omg, how do you wield super attack pots u have to tell me!" it was quit funny, although i dont think he is a noob :lol: Proud owner of a Questcape
November 15, 200718 yr Now, More for-a Borat! :D player1: aba, how you doing me: I'm doing well, ty player1: can I have 100k? me: WHATTT?!!!!?! You cannot have gold piece, they mine! You get shot in Kazakhstan player1: plz me: I do not know what plz means. It mean "Presenting Led Zeppelin", the America band? player1: noob me: ahh!!! You boon! We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012
November 16, 200718 yr Just a one liner that made me laugh. Holy cow thats one of my friends. lol. Well to the topic. Noob: Buying full rune 1k!!!!11 Me: Umm, full rune is about 180k Noob: Shut up noob. *runs off*
November 16, 200718 yr plz = presenting led zeppelin LOL me > samurai lux ;-) :ohnoes: \:D/ 10/10, and yes I would agree with that statement he is way to pompous.
November 16, 200718 yr 3 months after i started, and my first account got hacked(at lvl 12... rofl?) i made a new account and was training on giant spiders. along comes this noob. noob:REPORTED!!! me:me? noob:yes you!! me:why? what did i do wrong :anxious: ? aperantly this guy had been reading the rules recently, because he promptly spouted out: BUG ABUSE!!! though spiders arent bugs, i didnt bring this to his attention then... i hopped out after reporting him for misuse of customer support. :roll: http://www.draynor.net/anim/apsitively.gif
November 16, 200718 yr 3 months after i started, and my first account got hacked(at lvl 12... rofl?) i made a new account and was training on giant spiders. along comes this noob. noob:REPORTED!!! me:me? noob:yes you!! me:why? what did i do wrong :anxious: ? aperantly this guy had been reading the rules recently, because he promptly spouted out: BUG ABUSE!!! though spiders arent bugs, i didnt bring this to his attention then... i hopped out after reporting him for misuse of customer support. :roll: I 'lol'ed IRL at that. :) Made my day.
November 17, 200718 yr isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ? First I've heard it. I must be a noob. :o
November 17, 200718 yr isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ? First I've heard it. I must be a noob. :o Yeah... me too lol.
November 17, 200718 yr isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ? First I've heard it. I must be a noob. :o Yeah... me too lol. i think someone made it up to be funny...i've yet to meet someone THAT stupid. Off topic: same avvy :XD:
November 18, 200718 yr Remember that annoying noob and his brother...I saw them again (Since my account old account got deleted..Idk how...They dont know me) M: Hi NB: Who r u??? M (pm): Its me the clan leader NB (pm): Oh ya N: I remember u!!!!! M: rly NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time. He hacks and does 10 damage on me. M: reported for hacking noob I log off. NOOB QUESTION TIME!!! #1: How do you get bread? #2: (TO the Lumbridge Guide) WHeres the lumbridge guide? #3: Can I have a bronze dagger? noob business: #1: INVENTORY HELPER (Carries your stuff) #2: INSULTER #3: MILKER #4: BEGGER #5: POET #6: MEMBER WORLD GUARD ( I have a story on this one) #7: WORLD FOOL STORY TIME: MEMBER WORLD GUARD I'm near Taverly gate when a noob logs on to the non member world that im on Noob: I will not let you pass Me: I know that Noob: No you dont Me: Yes I do, I use to be a member Noob: Then ill block members Me: THey go on a different worlds to go on Noob: Doh!!! http://www.court-records.net/animation/ ... ecting.gifDOnt point that finger at me
November 18, 200718 yr M: Hi NB: Who r u??? M (pm): Its me the clan leader NB (pm): Oh ya N: I remember u!!!!! M: rly NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time. He hacks and does 10 damage on me. M: reported for hacking noob I log off. you were the noob there Get back here so I can rub your butt.
November 18, 200718 yr M: Hi NB: Who r u??? M (pm): Its me the clan leader NB (pm): Oh ya N: I remember u!!!!! M: rly NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time. He hacks and does 10 damage on me. M: reported for hacking noob I log off. you were the noob there Me too. VIX VIX VIX
November 18, 200718 yr Well here's a story of a noob who tried to report me but got it wrong... Im on f2p minding my own buisness when this level 3 noob comes up to me Noob:I am the runscape (yes he spelt it wrong btw) goverment and you must give me 20% of your fishes or your account will be deleted. Me:um...i don't think so! Noob:You Nood!I will report you for saying no to a runescape goverment official (5 minutes later) noob:How do you report ppl? me:you go on the door icon and click log off noob:KK ty (noob logs) I quickly igonore him and change worlds. I saw him in wildy a week later,he followed me and i led him to greater demons :twisted:
November 18, 200718 yr Well here's a story of a noob who tried to report me but got it wrong... noob:How do you report ppl? me:you go on the door icon and click log off noob:KK ty (noob logs) omfg haha
November 18, 200718 yr Noob: Hey can i b ur friend Me: Umm..no Noob: Y Me: List is full Noob: I'll pay u Me: :P Noob: 100k Me: Nah thanks Not THAT funny but still.. :D Achieved 99 Woodcutting on 12/06/08
November 18, 200718 yr Noob: Hey can i b ur friend Me: Umm..no Noob: Y Me: List is full Noob: I'll pay u Me: :P Noob: 100k Me: Nah thanks Not THAT funny but still.. :D I would be his friend for 100k. Well, I'd take the 100k, anyways :P Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
November 18, 200718 yr Noob: Hey can i b ur friend Me: Umm..no Noob: Y Me: List is full Noob: I'll pay u Me: :P Noob: 100k Me: Nah thanks Not THAT funny but still.. :D Wow thats low, buying friends. Will he buy all his rl friends and maybe a wife/husband irl too?
November 18, 200718 yr Will he buy all his rl friends and maybe a wife/husband irl too? Well, if the person's paying for the wedding, then I guess that person is buying a wife/husband. :-w Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so.
November 18, 200718 yr M: Hi NB: Who r u??? M (pm): Its me the clan leader NB (pm): Oh ya N: I remember u!!!!! M: rly NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time. He hacks and does 10 damage on me. M: reported for hacking noob I log off. you were the noob there Me too. WELL I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!! *goes to crying corner* I walk into the Varrock Castle Library and talk to my friend Me: THat was cool Friend: Ya it was remember when.... Noob: SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ITS A LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!! Me:.... Friend:..... Noob: Thx Me: Y were u shouting if this is a library : Noob:....WELL CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: U just did it again : Noob: Im reporting u for being mean Me:.......do it. Noob logs off Me:.....Well back to what we were talking about. Noob logs back on Noob: I challenge you to a duel Me: Ok lets go to the wildy I win and get a mith plate and and a adamant sword Noob:.......I WANT MY STUFF BACK!!!! Me: :notalk: Noob: MEANIE!!!! ILL REPORT U FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN BEING BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: At least God loves me O:) Noob logs off http://www.court-records.net/animation/ ... ecting.gifDOnt point that finger at me
November 18, 200718 yr This was odd, someone randomly comes up to me and i dont even know them. Noob: Hi, I hate u, thats a nooby sword (d scim) go away, why r u here! u ugly a fat man! ^^ the above accually happened, only 2 days ago. :shock:
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