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Noobs say the funniest things!

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I got nearly all the kills, after he went to "get his cannon" he came back with a barker toad (i really laughed at this one) and logged after like 15min since i was getting all the kills (the speed of whip>strenght of gs).

*Shops pic to make demoliboy2 look like mck muffinz* *shows to my clan owner* *laughs at the ban hammer this guy got*

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Noobs: We pay we say

JaGeX: How much will you pay?

 

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Here you go demoliboy

 

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Noobs: We pay we say

JaGeX: How much will you pay?

 

I think that's the sound of him muting you.

Im standing in Ardougne south bank after doing mep 2 with full proselyte armour, when someone comes asking the price. Conversation was short.

 

He: Turnipsi

Me: yes?

He: How much does full proselyte cost?

Me: about 25k

He: noob *logs out*

Me: mhm...

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

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I don't think he gets it...

 

What was he supposed to get? I don't get it either.

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Walk by someone standing still offroad.

 

Time Kitten: Need some help?

Time Kitten: Lost?

about 2.1 seconds into the conversation

paranoid person: Stop It! I Was Just Afk, It's Not Like That Is Against The Rules Or Anything?

Time Kitten: Kinda is.

paranoid person runs just far enough to be out of sight. I figure this out because I keep on walking and pass him again.

paranoid person: Stop Following Me!

 

All and all he was on my screen for 8 seconds. I had no reason to think he was AFK, doing anything wrong, or just [bleep]. Personally I just didn't feel like running, or teleporting the half mile through the woods like usual, because I was assembling my playlist at the time.

Walk by someone standing still offroad.

 

Time Kitten: Need some help?

Time Kitten: Lost?

about 2.1 seconds into the conversation

paranoid person: Stop It! I Was Just Afk, It's Not Like That Is Against The Rules Or Anything?

Time Kitten: Kinda is.

paranoid person runs just far enough to be out of sight. I figure this out because I keep on walking and pass him again.

paranoid person: Stop Following Me!

 

All and all he was on my screen for 8 seconds. I had no reason to think he was AFK, doing anything wrong, or just [bleep]. Personally I just didn't feel like running, or teleporting the half mile through the woods like usual, because I was assembling my playlist at the time.

 

[bleep] for sure :P

Walk by someone standing still offroad.

 

Time Kitten: Need some help?

Time Kitten: Lost?

about 2.1 seconds into the conversation

paranoid person: Stop It! I Was Just Afk, It's Not Like That Is Against The Rules Or Anything?

Time Kitten: Kinda is.

paranoid person runs just far enough to be out of sight. I figure this out because I keep on walking and pass him again.

paranoid person: Stop Following Me!

 

All and all he was on my screen for 8 seconds. I had no reason to think he was AFK, doing anything wrong, or just [bleep]. Personally I just didn't feel like running, or teleporting the half mile through the woods like usual, because I was assembling my playlist at the time.

 

Troll methinks.

So I'm trying my luck at Barrows. Some 135 in Guthans armor walks up to me and asks "How do you play this game?"

:blink:

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He could well have bought the armour while killing unicorns for cash. Could be a legitimate question.

And personally, I'd never tried barrows until I was nearly 120 combat. :?

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#1)i was walking around in lummy and someone in full dragon comes up to me saying "where's taverley?"

#2)i was wearing full rune and 2h and a noob comes to me:

 

noob: nice st0ff u got!!!!

me: u like ?

noob: how much for armour?

me: about 200k should do it

noob: bronze costs 200gp.

me: noob...

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... wow what crawled up his but

Ahh. I went to F2P to sell some supplies to a friend, I get ambushed by a level 7 with terrible spelling, arrogant, demanding and down-right stupid.

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I felt like a flashy exit so i used a Cabbage-Port on that last line.

White = Him, red was just a merchant clan advertiser.

Lol I always those kind of people

Who can't spell and are demanding.

I LOL'ed at your Cabbage-No-Jutsu

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Bunny ears from a CHRISTMAS EVENT!??!!?1!? :lol:

 

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What a question, i reckon common sense would have kicked in soon afterwards.

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  • 2 weeks later...

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Most jokes are Dutch, but ok I bet you can laugh at most of them anyway ;).

This happened shortly after the Faruq's tools update;

 

Player1 sets up a marker plant.

Player2: Whats that?

Player1: Weed

Player1: wna buy some?

 

I couldn't stop laughing.

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Firemaking cape 12/22/08 & Range cape 10/07/09

Quest cape 12/10/09 & Agility cape 8/13/10

Its All To Common, I Remeber Once I Was Traing Cons In Yanile And A Noob Walked Up.

 

Noob: Whats That Purple Thing?

 

Me: Its A House Portal

 

Noob: Coooooool

 

I Walk Into The House And Make My Portal Room And Come Back Out, The Noobs Still There.

 

Noob: i Cant Get In There Your Haxing The Game

 

Me:.......

 

Noob: Reported, you Going To Lose Your Account. Giv To Me And Ill Stop Them.

 

Later Saw The Noob In Ooglog

 

Noob: Whats This Place

 

Me: Ooglog...

 

Noob: Omg Its You They Didnt Block You For Haxing. Im Sedning In Complaint.

 

I Tele To fali Never To See Him Again .......... =P

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Proud To Have Once Owned An Untrimmed Agility Cape

I was once Mining in Granite Mine. And someone comes up to me, trades me, and Itries to put in a full load of granite. I said "uhhh no thanks" they said "Wtf why not idk how to bank help ffs"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wat

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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Made me laugh, briefly.

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One of the more inventive manipulation cc advertising bots:

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Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?

It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities.

Its name is just Moolaadver2

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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I was playing fish flinging with a clan chat:

 

Noob1: I hate this cc...

Me: Good thing your in it getting help in finding combo's then isnt it.

Noob1: Its the best one ive been in.

 

and the below was a response to what I told that dude above from some different random person.

 

Noob2: Kan u kick me out of this game?

Me: Game? No

Noob2: Then stop saying your soo powerfull

Me: I never said I was soo powerfull

Me: You just did.

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