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Today I'm going to watch Eraserhead.

 

EDIT: #10001? :(

So you get #10000 if you don't count the first one. :D

 

...and I get #10000 if you don't count the first three. I feel mildly accomplished.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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Basking in some of this glory.

 

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Went for a 2km run of which I haven't done in months and now meh abs are burning. Emptied the Dishwasher and looking on the net for Jobs (Yet again) and Trades.

 

Your abs hurt afting running? Usually I get sore quads or something lol

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Today I'm going to watch Eraserhead.

 

EDIT: #10001? :(

So you get #10000 if you don't count the first one. :D

 

...and I get #10000 if you don't count the first three. I feel mildly accomplished.

 

 

How about we all learn to make rounding off large figures to fives a habit then? :D

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I'm sorry for my cat because he looked like he was in pain, apart for that, not so much.

 

So when you buying a new one?

 

I don't know if this is done on purpose, but that was just a weird reply to someone saying they lost their cat.

 

My day was like any other Sunday: annoying because tomorrow's school. Also, planning on cutting my hair completely short again, now it's long and curly lol.

Have you never lost a pet? One of the first things that was spoken in my family after our dog died was asking if we would be getting a new one, and if so what breed would it likely be. We mostly likely won't get a new one though, cause my dad can't bear the thought of losing another dog. We've had 3 dogs so far, all border collies, all named Trusty. My dad won't have anything else.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Went for a 2km run of which I haven't done in months and now meh abs are burning. Emptied the Dishwasher and looking on the net for Jobs (Yet again) and Trades.

 

Your abs hurt afting running? Usually I get sore quads or something lol

A friend told me tightening the muscles around my abs while running helps build stamina (and surprisingly I didn't loose my breath for once)

Popoto.~<3

Whoa. 9996th post in this thread.

 

In an attempt to make this less spam-ish, I will tell you that I played runescape for about 13 yours today.

Have you ever tried graphic design?

Does messing around in Photoshop for a few hours a few years ago count? :P I have no artistic skills whatsoever :thumbdown:

Forced down some disgusting soup my Mum made to not hurt her feelings because she thinks she can't cook.

Got some studdying to do for a physics exam tomorrow then of to see the girlfriend :)

Ooh and 10010th post for me? :unsure:

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Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?

It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities.

I just hung out, did quite a bit of schoolwork, and then went to volleyball practice, with a bit of RS and an episode of The Big Bang Theory before bed.

"Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security."

Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy.

I'm sorry for my cat because he looked like he was in pain, apart for that, not so much.

 

So when you buying a new one?

 

I don't know if this is done on purpose, but that was just a weird reply to someone saying they lost their cat.

 

My day was like any other Sunday: annoying because tomorrow's school. Also, planning on cutting my hair completely short again, now it's long and curly lol.

Have you never lost a pet? One of the first things that was spoken in my family after our dog died was asking if we would be getting a new one, and if so what breed would it likely be. We mostly likely won't get a new one though, cause my dad can't bear the thought of losing another dog. We've had 3 dogs so far, all border collies, all named Trusty. My dad won't have anything else.

 

I have lost a pet before, and that wasn't the first thing we asked. We first just let it rest for a while. Then again, our cat had not come home one day, so we kept on hoping that he'd return (which he didn't), but either way, it shouldn't be the first thing on your mind after losing a pet. I don't know, it just sounds so... insensitive. I'm probably not wording it right, but you get what I mean (I hope).

Objectifying the pet.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

[bleep] statewide standardized testing tomorrow (for 10th graders). Long composition is up first.

I'm not bothered by the actual writing - in fact, I'll probably kind of enjoy it since it should be pretty easy and the prompt always has to do with selecting characters from literature, so I'll probably write about LotR and have a blast - I just don't like the prospect of sitting in the same room for 4 hours. Especially since I'm supposed to be in one of the worst rooms in the school. We're generally not allowed to have water in that room. Screw that, I'm sick and coughing left and right. <_<

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

[bleep] statewide standardized testing tomorrow (for 10th graders). Long composition is up first.

I'm not bothered by the actual writing - in fact, I'll probably kind of enjoy it since it should be pretty easy and the prompt always has to do with selecting characters from literature, so I'll probably write about LotR and have a blast - I just don't like the prospect of sitting in the same room for 4 hours. Especially since I'm supposed to be in one of the worst rooms in the school. We're generally not allowed to have water in that room. Screw that, I'm sick and coughing left and right. <_<

At least you can choose any book. Here we have to choose books the school has had us read in class.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Assuming those tests are like the ones I took as a sophomore, they're the easiest things ever. I got in the highest level for every test not taking it seriously at all. And I am by no means a top student.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

We get [cabbage] prompts like "Write about a time someone encouraged you!"

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I had to write persuasive essays on windmills and baseball bats. Yeah.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

We get [cabbage] prompts like "Write about a time someone encouraged you!"

 

Ah, I hate prompts or questions like that. I always know someone encouraged me at one point of my life, I just can't think of any examples.

Well, my parents took the stray dog we found to the vet. No chips on it. So, we get to keep the dog. It's a tri-colored beagle, and it's cuuuuuuttttteeee.

 

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We get [cabbage] prompts like "Write about a time someone encouraged you!"

 

Ah, I hate prompts or questions like that. I always know someone encouraged me at one point of my life, I just can't think of any examples.

Those are fun, you just make up a story with varying levels of ridiculousness depending on how confident you are in your writing abilities. And if it's in response to a story where you're supposed to relate to the character, always say that the exact same thing happened to you. It's fun, easy, and satisfying to know that you're going to frustrate the hell out of whoever is grading it since they know it's bull [cabbage], but can't grade you worse since they can't prove it.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

We get [cabbage] prompts like "Write about a time someone encouraged you!"

That, is the exact same tpic I had to write about. It's like the TEA doesn't even try to prevent cheating if every test in every school is the same.

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Well, my parents took the stray dog we found to the vet. No chips on it. So, we get to keep the dog. It's a tri-colored beagle, and it's cuuuuuuttttteeee.

 

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Cute dog :thumbup: Kind of wish I had one... but my dog passed away in December, and we can't get another. :-(

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

You know those picture prompt things, where they give you a picture and you have to write a story based on it? I got this one where it was just a guy with his head down and his hands in his pocket walking on a sidewalk leading up to the Golden Gate Bridge, with some other people hanging out on the sidewalk and a couple cars going by. My friend wrote about the guy committing suicide. I wrote about kittens. :blink:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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Adrenal showed this to me, made me lol pretty hard. It's amazing. I'm back at my mum's place for the first time in about five days, and she's mad at me because for the past two nights she's been cooking me food when I wasn't there, and she's upset about wasting it. Even though I wasn't there, nor did I ever say I was going to be there, and she still cooked me food and expected me to eat it somehow.

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