angryjoe Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shorts ... hot%20wife For real. Haha, the second comment on that article; "My mum is ugly and so is my wife. So i guess the article is right." :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I play RuneScape. w00t. Works every time. *lights cig*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLaSpHeMy Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? Veni vidi viciI came, I saw, I conquered Current Username : Bludclart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATURE IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisnick12 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATUREIs it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATURE But SEVERELY FUNNY. [bleep] on pick up lines are supposed to be funny/immature. Thats why only idiots use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonerohi Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATUREIs it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATURE But SEVERELY FUNNY. [bleep] on pick up lines are supposed to be funny/immature. Thats why only idiots use them. Why the double quote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATURE SEVERELY FUNNY. You need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistywerty Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Ever licked a rabbit between the ears? *Pulls out inside pockets* Do you want to? People in OT eat glass O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 ^^^ You're allowed to flame but he's not allowed to comment on how you're a brown-noser? Don't insult him just because he likes the taste of anal beards. Sorry, I needed somewhere to crack out the line, and here was the best place. Carry on the insults. \ Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin113 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 The only three words you ever need to know: How you doin? ;) Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 M: Hey, would you like some beer nuts? F: Yeah sure, why not? M: Ok, cool, my name's beer by the way M: I'll bet you £20 I can kiss you without once touching your lips F: errr... ok *They kiss* M: That was worth every penny 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLaSpHeMy Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven? SEVERELY IMMATURE Yes tell me about it. These are not personal lines but ones ive heard. As much as it is immature it made me giggle for a sec at the stupidity of some people Veni vidi viciI came, I saw, I conquered Current Username : Bludclart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 M: Hey, would you like some beer nuts? F: Yeah sure, why not? M: Ok, cool, my name's beer by the way M: I'll bet you £20 I can kiss you without once touching your lips F: errr... ok *They kiss* M: That was worth every penny Um... erm.... :? Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J a m e s Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? noobs crowding hill giants? not on my watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: Maintain his innocence :-# [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue. 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue. well now we know someone who didn't get laid this weekend :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue. Pretty sure it's referring to the term boner. And that penises get hard like bones. Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I love technicalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 The only three words you ever need to know: How you doin? ;) Obviously the greatest ever! :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukabo969 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 There seems to be something wrong with my phone. Can you call it to see if it rings? Ranger Boot Count: 1 :lol:Zerkers: 4 Hatchets: 2 Warriors: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue. Pretty sure it's referring to the term boner. And that penises get hard like bones. Mine is permanantly flaccid. (not really i wanted to say that though.) Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 [hide=]Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Honest question: WTF? Seriously? :wall: The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue. Pretty sure it's referring to the term boner. And that penises get hard like bones. Mine is permanantly flaccid. (not really i wanted to say that though.)[/hide]That would suck. In fact I'm now kind of sad thinking about it :( Thanks a bunch. Lukabo, you may get their number, but it doesn't mean they will go out with you ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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