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Noobs say the funniest things!

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player1: Aba, what music do you listen too?

 

 

 

me: Well I like all kinds of songs/artists: ACDC, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, Cream, Ramones, Nickleback, Linkin Park, Ted Nugent, Rammistein, Guns N' Roses, etc.

 

 

 

player1: cool.

 

 

 

player2: wtf... Aba, ur a noob.

 

 

 

me: Thats MusicN00b to you.

 

 

 

player2: idiot, Rolling Stones stink cuz they made in 80s.

 

 

 

me: they formed in the mid 60s... Go look it up

 

 

 

player2: lol, idiot. Cream is outdated, so he stinks

 

 

 

note: Cream is an artist?

 

 

 

player2: stuff that aint just released stink and so do the old geezers that worship them...

 

 

 

me: Foo Fighters are bad because they just released their album a few months ago...

 

 

 

player2: noob. Im gonna listen to pwnage music

 

 

 

me: like what?

 

 

 

player2: Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Megadeth, etc.

 

 

 

He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious:

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We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.

Please don't elect this man for president in 2012

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

VIX VIX VIX

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

 

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with sbrideau2000, until he said "go pull a sausage, loser" he wasn't bothering you. It looks like you just started a conflict with another player for no reason. You can't assume that he drop-traded, and even though he probably did, is that a reason to start a conflict like that? I can see where you're coming from, but what you did is pulling apart the community more than drop-traders are.

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"We will certainly not be gaining money or members with this update. Instead, we are doing this for the good of the game, which is as dear to our hearts as it is to you."

- JAGEX, December 13, 2007

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

 

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with sbrideau2000, until he said "go pull a sausage, loser" he wasn't bothering you. It looks like you just started a conflict with another player for no reason. You can't assume that he drop-traded, and even though he probably did, is that a reason to start a conflict like that? I can see where you're coming from, but what you did is pulling apart the community more than drop-traders are.

 

Idk if arguing this would matter anything, when i came there and took one steal he said that.. so in fact he started, how did he know if i said ''drop ttrader'' on joke or seriously ?

VIX VIX VIX

Ok, i have here an example of noobiness in it's pure, unblemished form.

 

 

 

 

 

noob: ill buy your rune pl8

 

me: sure

 

noob: how much

 

me: 45k

 

him: OMGOMGOMG! that is only worth 2k! I report you!

 

me: but... i didn't do anything...yet.... mehehehheheehe

 

noob: my bro is zezima and if you don't give me it ill have him kill you!

 

me: ummm... right.... are you feeling ok????

 

noob: and my dad is peter gower and he made this game!!!

 

me: actually... the name is paul gower, and his brother made the game not him...

 

noob: hahahahahahha you stupidd noob, i fooled you!!! now give it!!!

 

me: i think you need to take your medication...

 

another guy: lmao, dude, this is hilarious!! =)

 

noob: shut up! Ot ill report you as well!

 

another guy: w/e... (he tellys)

 

me: OMG! the big bubble ate him we need to save him!

 

noob: were do we go to save him?

 

me: folo me!

 

noob: not until you give me your pl8!

 

me: dude, get lost. (i start to walk away)

 

noob: No way, you noobish noob!

 

He then folows me for about 1 hour, heaping pathetic abuse on my head :cry:

 

finally i get pathetically bored, so....

 

me: dude, shut up or i report you!

 

noob: you cant report me! i am level 467 and i am a java moderater!

 

me: java? i think you mean jagex...

 

noob: ya, that

 

me: and were is your crown??

 

noob: its hidden

 

me: wow, thats soo cool!

 

noob: wanna fite?

 

me: before we fight, how come your combat level only says 4?

 

noob: i got changed by my uncle! he made the game, you know!!

 

me: i thought your dad did.....

 

noob: my uncle is my dad, you stupid fool!

 

me: god, you need to be locked in the port sarim jail

 

noob: aaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahhaHAH!!! YOU ******* NOOB!!!!

 

me: i think im going to get eaten by a bubble now...

 

 

 

I teleport off to falador and logg off for about 6 days

 

 

 

THE END!

 

 

 

Kind of long-winded, but i still laugh when i think about my experience.....

 

:pray: please let it never happen again... :pray:

Noob(pm):can i borrow money plz

 

noob: i am broke

 

noob: i only have 50k

 

me:ill give you some, come to lumby

 

noob:ok

 

noob:no what?

 

noob:know*

 

noob:now*

 

me:Are you in lumbridge now?

 

noob:yes

 

me:sorry mate i had to go to seers village to sell some flax

 

noob:ill come to seers then

 

noob:im here

 

me:sorry, did i say seers village?

 

noob:ya

 

me: i meant al-kharid

 

noob:ok im there

 

me:i got teled to ardougne by sandwich lady

 

noob: where r u

 

me:in lumbridge now

 

*he comes to lumbridge*

 

me:my friend is holding a drop party now

 

noob:cool

 

me:i can tele you there if you want

 

noob:kk sure

 

*me casts tele group waterbirth isle*

 

*we both appear at waterbirth isle*

 

noob:where is drop party

 

me:the snow is dropping

 

*homeports to lunar isle*

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noob: you cant report me! i am level 467 and i am a java moderater!

 

me: java? i think you mean jagex...

 

noob: ya, that

 

me: and were is your crown??

 

noob: its hidden

 

me: wow, thats soo cool!

 

noob: wanna fite?

 

me: before we fight, how come your combat level only says 4?

 

noob: i got changed by my uncle! he made the game, you know!!

 

me: i thought your dad did.....

 

noob: my uncle is my dad, you stupid fool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude LMFAO :D haha!

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This just happened in CW lobby.

 

 

 

ME (jokingly): Sup frub?

 

Noob: hi noob

 

ME (jokingly): frub > noob tbh

 

Noob: fak u

 

 

 

 

 

:o :?

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OK, this is a normal Jagex impersonation scam I've seen often seen.

 

 

 

Scammer: Congratulations! You have won 1 year of free membership!

 

Me: Ok...

 

Scammer: Im a member of Jagex, the owners of Rune escape

 

Thank you, your report abuse has been recieved.

 

Me: You didn't even spell Runescape right, and plus reported

 

Scammer: I dont understand sir, dont you want to be a member for free?

 

Me: Nah, Ill stick to reporting noobs like you

 

 

 

::' ::'

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F2P for life :D

noob: and my dad is peter gower and he made this game!!!

 

me: actually... the name is paul gower, and his brother made the game not him...

 

...

 

noob: i got changed by my uncle! he made the game, you know!!

 

me: i thought your dad did.....

 

His dad's brother is his uncle, who you said made the game.
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ME (jokingly): Sup frub?

 

Noob: hi noob

 

ME (jokingly): frub > noob tbh

 

Noob: fak u

So you're saying that he's greater than you, since he's the frub and you're the noob?
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ME (jokingly): Sup frub?

 

Noob: hi noob

 

ME (jokingly): frub > noob tbh

 

Noob: fak u

So you're saying that he's greater than you, since he's the frub and you're the noob?

 

 

 

No, Frub is a better insult than noob. Meh. What does it matter, anyway...

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ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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[/hide]

 

Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

 

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with sbrideau2000, until he said "go pull a sausage, loser" he wasn't bothering you. It looks like you just started a conflict with another player for no reason. You can't assume that he drop-traded, and even though he probably did, is that a reason to start a conflict like that? I can see where you're coming from, but what you did is pulling apart the community more than drop-traders are.

 

Idk if arguing this would matter anything, when i came there and took one steal he said that.. so in fact he started, how did he know if i said ''drop ttrader'' on joke or seriously ?

 

 

 

1 thing is for sure though, pures are NOOBS!

BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE

 

This is worse:

 

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You're right... this one is worse

 

 

 

hey, the guy mightve been new to p2p, if not, i wonder what he does in p2p? :-s

 

 

 

 

 

*cough* He bought the account! *cough*

 

 

 

Did you say something? No? Well it mustve been a ghost... :lol:

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me:my friend is holding a drop party now

 

noob:cool

 

me:i can tele you there if you want

 

noob:kk sure

 

*me casts tele group waterbirth isle*

 

*we both appear at waterbirth isle*

 

noob:where is drop party

 

me:the snow is dropping

 

*homeports to lunar isle*

 

 

 

I lol'd.

 

Hard.

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"Football is a simple game made complicated by people who should know better."

 

me:my friend is holding a drop party now

 

noob:cool

 

me:i can tele you there if you want

 

noob:kk sure

 

*me casts tele group waterbirth isle*

 

*we both appear at waterbirth isle*

 

noob:where is drop party

 

me:the snow is dropping

 

*homeports to lunar isle*

 

 

 

I lol'd.

 

Hard.

 

 

 

i do avariation of that, i take them to my house, and drop them into my obulette :twisted: its a noob drop party! plusi get to watch them die! :twisted:

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Hmm, some pics from my blog:

 

 

 

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so...much...noobyness... :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Trust me, go to lumby with no rare stuff on, it's okay, But go there with some good stuff on, and there's trust games every 5 mins... -.-

 

 

 

Lumbridge fails...

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CLICK THE IMAGE TO GO TRY SHARK ATTACK DANGIT.

He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious:

 

Siggification ftw :D

 

 

 

Here's one I got earlier:

 

 

 

Me:(at Fight Pits) *chugs keg of beer*

 

Noob: Zomg How You Do That?!

 

Me: I bought a keg of beer

 

Noob: I Never Seen Keg Gimme Keg

 

Me: I don;t have any more, and they're 500gp each. Go buy one from a guy near Ardougne

 

Noob: There Is No Ardougne Gimme Ur Chain (d chain :D )

 

Me: logs

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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guy i dont know pms me:

 

 

 

 

 

guy:haha

 

guy:im lvl 125

 

me:And you think I care why?

 

guy:cause your noob

 

me:Your opinion is irrelevant

 

guy:oh ive also got a godsword

 

me: if you are lvl 125 why don't you appear in highscores?

 

 

 

*silence*

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

<3:

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

Lol! =D>

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

<3:

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

Lol! =D>

 

 

 

Rofl

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: omg 3000th post on this thread \'

BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE

How to tell noobs from crowds for dummies:

 

 

 

#1: Lvl.56: Where can i get a kick me sign to place on the duke horacio #-o

 

 

 

#2: Lvl 3 (new): Where's lumbridge

 

 

 

#3: Lvl 41: Whaz a quest?

 

 

 

#4 Lvl 109:(This is funny but i fell srry for the player)I'm new here can you help me? :boohoo:

 

 

 

New omg sayings:

 

(These are [developmentally delayed]ed)

 

#1: omgiypgiap(oh my god its you playing god in a play) :XD:

 

#2:omgigimstab(oh my god its god in my shower taking a bath)

 

#3(mine)omgighabswabcodvwasp(oh my god its god as brittney spears wearing a bungee cord over death valley wearing a ski parka) \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dumb people shouldn't play:

 

#1: Is this neverwinter nights?(lvl 12)

 

#2: How is it medevil times without guns and tanks?(lvl 67 :ohnoes:)

 

#3: Is this call of duty? :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

#4: Well if its runescape why arent they any runes huh?

 

#5: I have $5,000,000,000,000 in my bank. :^o

 

#6: If im [developmentally delayed]ed that makes you smart!!! :uhh:

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