Alex_Ewan_1 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 player 1: my main is a monitor Player 1: mederator :lol: :XD: hahhahaah :XD: now that's just funny, his main isnt a monitor, without the monitor he couldnt even play on his mederator. lmbo! Now that one is truly to laugh at. Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omali Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Runescapers are so hospitable: I got this as soon as I logged in, someone started following me: He promptly logged out straight afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omirzan Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life. me: ... noob: just look at my shining armour! me: m8, ur wearing steel. noob: no, i am a paladin! me: riiight... (the noob keeps on talking to me...) -after five minutes- me: pls go away noob: noob! nooby nooby noob! me: ur lvl 10 noob: well, my main could pwn u! me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious) noob: 200! beat that! me: right. (i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to) noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!! me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist. -after i appear in lummy, he pms me- noob: fine, i'll show u! (at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control) -noob logs out- -noob logs in again- noob: oh no, he got hacked. me: right... what was his username? noob: zezima! me: lol. LOL :lol: noob: where r u? (no reply from me) noob:where r u? me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now) noob: wheres that? me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north. (then i put him on ignore) d drops/ legs(0) chain (0) axes (0) skirts (0) meds(0)/ visage! (0)/ rings (0)-My Blog! Don't forget to post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariomascot Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life. me: ... noob: just look at my shining armour! me: m8, ur wearing steel. noob: no, i am a paladin! me: riiight... (the noob keeps on talking to me...) -after five minutes- me: pls go away noob: noob! nooby nooby noob! me: ur lvl 10 noob: well, my main could pwn u! me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious) noob: 200! beat that! me: right. (i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to) noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!! me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist. -after i appear in lummy, he pms me- noob: fine, i'll show u! (at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control) -noob logs out- -noob logs in again- noob: oh no, he got hacked. me: right... what was his username? noob: zezima! me: lol. LOL :lol: noob: where r u? (no reply from me) noob:where r u? me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now) noob: wheres that? me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north. (then i put him on ignore) lol ive read alot of noob stories and thats the funniest one yet! "me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north." classic man, classic ....im not crazy, im just a little.....cut off from the sane world....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etpelletier Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life. me: ... noob: just look at my shining armour! me: m8, ur wearing steel. noob: no, i am a paladin! me: riiight... (the noob keeps on talking to me...) -after five minutes- me: pls go away noob: noob! nooby nooby noob! me: ur lvl 10 noob: well, my main could pwn u! me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious) noob: 200! beat that! me: right. (i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to) noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!! me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist. -after i appear in lummy, he pms me- noob: fine, i'll show u! (at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control) -noob logs out- -noob logs in again- noob: oh no, he got hacked. me: right... what was his username? noob: zezima! me: lol. LOL :lol: noob: where r u? (no reply from me) noob:where r u? me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now) noob: wheres that? me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north. (then i put him on ignore) lol ive read alot of noob stories and thats the funniest one yet! "me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north." classic man, classic ROFL! Very funny man! Etp is the 38054th to 99 Magic!!!Etp is the 42243th to 99 Cooking!!!Maximum Armadyl God Wars Dungeon KillCount!!! #1 #2Ty Veyron for Siggy help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega_vegeta6 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I get these random players pmÃÆÃâÃâÃÂng me al the time asking these random stuff, and idk why.. this one claimed to be my friend.. :) ..after some icebraking conversation where i dont reply.. guy: What lvl are you? me : Do you even have to know? i never met you anyway.. Guy : No idont need to know but i found you on my friends list! then i must be your mate! ..* I didnt reply in 5 min*... me : Ok, be honest from now on, do you even remember meeting me at all? Guy: No... but i have you on my friends list! Me: Well i guess ur allright, at least you dont beg for money.. guy: cool, what lvl are you? Then i didnt cope anymore :-X . remove. ignore. kThXbAAÃÆÃâÃâÃÂÃÆÃâÃâÃÂÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db300 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 *I just finished the halloween '06 event, and I'm wearing my skeleton mask. In Lumbridge* Noob: hey, can I buy ur mask? Me: It's a holiday item. Can't trade it. Noob: What if I give you 100 gp? Me: Impossible. Won't work Noob: 1k? It's all have with me. Me: Impossible, impossible, impossible. Noob: I know! I can go to the bank and get my other 1k. Then we can trade. Upon his leaving, I run off to Varrock. The same thing happens to me all the time with my bobble hat. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_s_2 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 heres one for ya: N00B: how can i fly my kite? me: Huh? N00b: i got an iron kite! now how can i fly it? Me: drop it on the ground *n00b drops and it disappears after a while* N00b: where did it go???? me: it flew off to varrock *n00b runs to varrock* LoL :lol: 99 attack-34,104th to 99 attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxana32 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I was wearing dhide g chaps, wiz t top, wiz t hat at the time... noob:buy ur outfit. me:ummm...how much? noob:look -trade eachother- -offers 3k, mith baxe, 15 feathers, and a bucket- me:nty noob:reported! me:lol for what? noob:item scamming me: w/e, cya -teled- :XD: :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally4th Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 This one happened about june before the wildy closed down. Girl noob: Looking for a level 76 77 78 to do a utube movie! Me: Sure (Pretty sure it was a scam) Girl noob: Follo *I follow and we jump over the ditch* Girl noob: I'm gonna drop some stuff and you pick it up kk? Me: Sure * I was wearing my old addy armour because I was pretty sure that when the stuff started to appear someone would start to shoot me if I went to get it. I also had tele runes, food, and telegrab runes* * Stuff starts to appear. Black bead, money, axe, tuna etc* *I start to tele grab a bunch but one item is a little far out so I run into the wildy. Guy with ranger stuff attacks me with crystal bow* Me: Noob! Guy noob: Wat? i'm just pking!!!!!1!!! * I run out and find girl whos doing the same scam* Me: Scammer!!! Girl noob: What? who r u? Me: Scammer * I follow her for couple minutes* *She logs out* The End! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega_vegeta6 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 i was standing ranging vutures when a noob logs in next to me. noob: how many eggs? me: 2 so far. Then he start ksing. Me:dont ks ... me: Dont ks. Then another one logs in and says, Noob 2: oh, you're here :P me: Please hop worlds. Noob 2 logs, the first stays, still ksing. me:Hop world. Noob keeps ksing. me:Why dont you hop world? no reply. Me: ah, noobs these days.. I start taking back my spot, he get 1 out of 3. noob: How many eggs you got? me: 2 i told you. Noob starts doing wave emotes.. Noob: How many eggs you got? Me: 2 he starts waving alot, so i say me: Bye noob:how many eggs you got? Then he tries to take some kills, but im superiour in speed 8-) . Noob goes crazy with emotes, then he logs. me: Kthxbai :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I was wearing a Zamorak Skirt and some guy PM'd me. 'Hey, nice legs!' A minute later.. 'Can I rub them?' I was like, OMFG! :XD: ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I was fishing down in Barbiarian Village whhen a noob asked this Noob: Buying free food! Me: How can you buy free food? Noob:Buying free food! ME: You cant buy free food Noob: Yes you can noob! Me: Since when were level 50+'s noob? Noobs: Since they always were! Wanna fight in the duel arena then since im a noob?? Noob: Logs out My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyh7 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 This is blown out of context, but I still like it 8) 'Tis ma siggeh now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordcannicus Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 :D he logged right after It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.^lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monegasque07 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I was playing on my F2P account, I was mining some clays: Noob: It's my noob account Me: So I am Noob: lvl? Me: 85, you? Noob: 123 with fire cape Me: the name?? Noob: No, it's 126 Me: The name??? Noob: Zezima Noob: I can prove it Me: Prove it then ... Noob: No, sorry, I'm lvl 110 I know they are a lot of noobs like him, but it's the first time I saw one :) A quand un monde fran̮̤̉̉ais? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 A level 30 asked me to be in his clan. I would've... If I knew what he was saying :uhh: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kratmus Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 a noob stood beside me and asked: kratmus what is your name: i said kratmus and then he said ok and ran away Best f2p crafter. (I hope)95m+ bank since february 2009Crafting with friends in w61 - Al-Kharidhttp://www.pointblog.dk/?go=krat(only 1 time per 24 hours per person.. I did'nt make these rules, so don't flame me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Our_Moon Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I was wearing a Zamorak Skirt and some guy PM'd me. 'Hey, nice legs!' A minute later.. 'Can I rub them?' I was like, OMFG! :XD: ~Oh dear =S.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezz Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 ...Oh dear. I may just be hallucinating from accidentally crushing my fingers, but I swear I just felt the global intelligence level drop. Seriously, it felt like there was some kind of vacuum in my brain, followed by a falling sensation, severe dizziness and a kind of whistling sound. I'm sorry to say, but you weren't hallucinating, I felt the same thing after reading a couple pages of this :XD: [insert birds flying in a circle here]Yes, that sig was annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariomascot Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 laugh out loud. yes, the intellectual wouldn't have anything to talk about if it weren't for the stupid people. ....im not crazy, im just a little.....cut off from the sane world....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 lol these are hilarious... naughty naughty noobs... :shame: Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingmage Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ok now this happened like 10 mins ago... Noob:r u rich Me:... Noob:did u finish every quest Me:(wearing quest cape)Yes I have that is why I am able to wear this cape. Noob:oh(he then home tele's) And that is my story Gwd Drop's: Sara - 4 Hilt, 13 Ss(3 ls), Armadyl - None, Bandos - 6 Hilt, 4 Bcp, 7 Tasset, 4 Boot Zamorak - None, Tormented Demons - 1 Dragon Claws, 1 Dragon Shard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby_Shadow Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I'm lvl 88 and I was hunting red chinchompas and some lvl 70 noob came up to me and asked while I was wearing my questcape, "How many points do you need for that cape?" I said "250 points" So then he asks, "So, how many points do you have then?" LOL #-o :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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